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‘Oh please,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘If it’s raining it’s because the heavens’ peeing.’


‘Then the heavens’ lightning bolts are striking the ground because they’re angry on my behalf,’ Yuan Gun Gun said.


‘Oh please,’ Long Liu Bao said. ‘The heavens’ lightning bolts are accidental farts.’


‘Then the heavens’ hailing on that hateful man on ...

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