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... the sparkling mint chocolate pineapple juice, Miss Lydia taught me how to use a greatsword, and Benny agreed to coat my weapon with acid magic!”

“…? I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Excluding the part about drinking somewhere other than Ellie’s pub, when I recount today’s events, she tilts her head in confusion, unable to understand.

“What even is sparkling mint chocolate pineapple juice? Why would you drink something like that?”

“Because it’s delicious ...

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