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... n do is brush our teeth.

I know that makes no sense, and I probably sound like a coward. But once, I shared a joke along similar lines during a show:

'The other night my wife and I had an argument, and by the end of it I had that woman on her knees!

She was saying, 'Come out from under the bed, you coward.''

...

Right now, Malthus, the red man, has gone bigger in size.

He said that he gets stronger from pain. Talk about a Masochist's final boss.

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