I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?! - Chapter 5 - : Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!

What the hell is this? What the hell happened here?

I may be a virtual YouTuber, but I’m practically an office worker. You’re saying I have the most subscribers in the group, except for the boss? Well, all those subscribers are on the official account, so it doesn’t really mean anything. Why haven’t I made an official debut? … So, what can you actually do about it?

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

{Mature Content: 18+}This story follows Liu Yizan, a transmigrator who received his cheat four years after arriving in the new world.On his 18th birthday, Liu Yizan received a system called the Lustful Upgrade System. This unique system allows him to enhance his own and others' talents and techniques using Upgrade Points.But to earn upgrade points Liu Yizan must have sexual intercourse with women and made sure they satisfied.Come and follow the journey of Liu Yizan as he overcomes every obstacle in his path, rising to the pinnacle of the world alongside his loved ones.......Warning Tags: Yuri, Incest, Group sex(Only the MC will be the male.), Netori(MC will take other people's women too.)