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... the firefighters.

"Yeah, my family hasn't eaten in three days. Can you bring us something to eat?"

"Why did you come empty-handed? Why didn't you bring something to eat for us?"

"We are all taxpayers. Shouldn't the government care about us? How would you feed yourself without our taxes? You can't just let us starve to death like this!"

The more questions they ask, the more chaotic and absurd the questions become. What started as gratitude turned into resentment. ...

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