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... > "Huh? Why would I do that? Of course not."

"See! That's the problem."

"Why is that a problem? You always said you liked being in my lap."

"That's not the point!"

"Then what is the point? I mean… You like feminine women, right? You want me, as your girlfriend, to be strong and courageous and-"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! But that's not the point! You also have to be… You know… Sensible."

"The fuck does that even mean?"

"Ugh! Would you sit on my lap if ...

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