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... sing… hey, landlord!

Landlord: What? Come with the rent?

Pierrot: Yeah, yeah… (pig)

Landlord: Hmm? Did you say something?

Pierrot: I asked if you wanted to hear a joke.

Landlord: Haaah… I’ll raise your rent.

Pierrot: We have a contract, you can’t do that.

Landlord: I’ll just get you evicted.

Pierrot: What for?

Landlord: Crappy jokes.

Pierrot: They are not crappy!

Landlord: … Fine. Let me hear it.

Pierrot: What do you call 50 ...

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