Apocalypse: I have a supermarket stocked with supplies-Chapter 270: Who decided that?
Chapter 270: Who decided that?
Salted Fish Boss felt that Wang Juan didn’t go to compete because he wanted to watch cartoons.
It was the cartoon’s fault.
Not his fault.
How could Lin Murong put all the blame on him?
Even though he was a salted fish, he wouldn’t let Lin Murong slander him without fighting back.
“Cartoons… turn it off. I’m going to take down the TV now; I can’t watch a child learn to slack off from you.”
“No way!” Salted Fish Boss shrieked, if the TV was dismantled, how would he watch his cartoons.
Was it only Wang Juan who needed to watch cartoons? He, the boss, also wanted to watch, okay.
“Why?” Lin Murong was very puzzled.
“Because I want to watch too. Cartoons, I want to watch.”
Lin Murong was even more incomprehensible, “Why? You’re such a big person, why do you still love watching cartoons?”
“What’s the matter? Can’t a grown-up have a little childlike innocence? I’m still a baby,” Salted Fish Boss declared with pride.
A grown-up can’t watch cartoons?
Who made that rule?
Who? Stand up!
After hearing what Salted Fish Boss said, Lin Murong retched.
It wasn’t intentional; he just felt a bit nauseated.
Yes, nauseated.
A grown man, how could he say he is still a baby?
“Galaxy, look at that, we have two more babies in the supermarket.” He was nauseated, but he couldn’t just suffer alone, he had to drag Galaxy down with him.
Su Yinhe indeed felt nauseated as he wished.
Because after Lin Murong repeated what Salted Fish Boss said, he added another sentence.
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“If he’s a baby, then I’m a baby too,” Lin Murong said, and even made a flower shape on his cheek.
Su Yinhe: “…”
The words of Salted Fish Boss hadn’t nauseated her.
But Lin Murong succeeded in making her feel nauseated.
After being nauseated, Su Yinhe gave Lin Murong a beating.
Lin Murong, covering his wounds, bawled.
“Galaxy, how can you be so cruel to hit a baby?”
Su Yinhe: “…”
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck…
Su Yinhe, thoroughly nauseated, drove all three of them out of the supermarket.
Among them, Wang Juan had the biggest grievance.
He had been watching cartoons happily, but ended up being dragged down by two childish goons.
He felt so wronged.
With no cartoons to watch, Wang Juan had no choice but to go work and continue to compete.
But Salted Fish Boss was different; after being driven out, without cartoons to watch, his choice was to go home and continue to lie down.
Lin Murong thought about it and decided he didn’t need to compete.
So he followed Salted Fish Boss home and lay down with him.
Salted Fish Boss: “…”
He didn’t know who used to look down on him.
Now…
Hmm.
Although he had many thoughts running through his mind, Salted Fish Boss was too lazy to speak, finding it troublesome.
After lying down with Salted Fish Boss, Lin Murong realized that in his last life, Salted Fish Boss was probably a real salted fish.
At Salted Fish Boss’s house, or more accurately, next to where Salted Fish Boss was lying, there were mushrooms growing.
When Salted Fish Boss got hungry, he simply picked them and ate them without moving from his spot.
He didn’t even have to stand up.
Lin Murong was impressed.
Damn.
This is a true salted fish.
The key point was, the salted fish had laid there all day without needing to go to the bathroom, not even changing his position.
If Lin Murong didn’t initiate conversation, Salted Fish Boss certainly wouldn’t open his mouth to talk.
Instead, it was Lin Murong who ended up wanting to change positions after lying down for a while, feeling uncomfortable all over.
He had to speak up; otherwise, he felt uneasy.
“You’ve been lying in the same position for a while, aren’t you tired? Don’t you get numb?”
“Lying down, not tired. Numb… can’t feel it anymore.” Salted Fish Boss spoke nonchalantly.
Lin Murong, “Then why don’t you change positions?”
“Too lazy to change.” Salted Fish Boss still didn’t move an inch.
Once you change once, there will be a second time, a third time, a fourth time… endless times.
So tiring.
It drains his energy.
It depletes his stamina.
He doesn’t want to move.
Moving means using up energy, and using up energy means he has to eat more.
He wants to eat less to save food for the base.
Lin Murong: “…”
Alright, alright, that’s very salted fish of you.
That reasoning is pretty solid.
He couldn’t find any points to argue against.
Lin Murong lay down and started to think.
How long he would have to stay here before Galaxy’s anger would subside.
Before he could return to the supermarket.
He could truly relax only when lying down in the supermarket.
It’s just not the same here.
“I want to go back to the supermarket,” Lin Murong sighed.
“Me too. The temperature in the supermarket is perfect for sleeping.” The cave was still a bit damp. It was fine before, but now that he’d grown accustomed to the supermarket, he felt even more that living in a cave was suffocating and damp.
But without the dampness, these mushrooms wouldn’t grow here.
There are pros and cons, after all.
Fortunately, he was a Superpower User and could adapt.
And he adapted quite well.
He could sleep soundly even in such an environment.
Salted Fish Boss was quite satisfied with his adaptability.
Lin Murong, on the other hand, was thinking about when he could return.
It definitely wasn’t possible right now.
The next day, Lin Murong and Salted Fish Boss sneaked into the supermarket.
But they were caught by Su Yinhe.
Then Su Yinhe beat up Lin Murong and threw him out.
For three consecutive days, Lin Murong couldn’t stay in the supermarket for more than ten minutes.
Su Yinhe had sharp eyes, and with the help of surveillance cameras, Lin Murong was caught every time he tried to sneak in, then got a beating, and was thrown out.
It wasn’t until the fourth day that Lin Murong finally returned to his familiar bed in the supermarket.
Salted Fish Boss continued watching his animation.
Xiao Juan Wang stopped competing furiously, as the cartoons were too enticing.
Moreover, it wasn’t just Xiao Juan Wang who stopped striving; once people from Goldfish Base knew there were cartoons to watch in the supermarket, many didn’t feel like competing much and raced to the supermarket to watch cartoons.
The TV was surrounded by a crowd of spectators.
They watched enthusiastically and discussed the plot in hushed, excited tones.
Sometimes Su Yinhe would see them and think she had stumbled into a kindergarten.
Their facial expressions while talking were indeed similar to those of kindergarten kids.
Chattering away excitedly.
“It is a bit noisy,” Lin Murong commented.
“What? Did their noise wake you up?” The supermarket’s sound insulation couldn’t be that poor, could it? They were on the first floor; how could Lin Murong, sleeping on the fifth floor, possibly be disturbed by the noise?
“No, it’s not that. It’s that their noise is bothering my eyes.” Okay, to be honest, Lin Murong was simply jealous because he didn’t squeeze in and didn’t get the best viewing spot.
Su Yinhe, “Are you being childish?”
“I’m not as childish as Chi Yan,” Lin Murong retorted.
Chi Yan had been acting particularly childish these past few days.
He used to cling to Su Yinhe, but now, he was almost inseparable from her, only leaving her side when Su Yinhe went to the restroom or took a shower. At all other times, he almost wished he could stick to her.
Sometimes, Su Yinhe would accidentally walk too far away from him, and if he couldn’t see her, he would become especially anxious.