Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)-Chapter 2118 - Twerking and dancing
2118 Twerking and dancing
Senior White Two’s research clone smiled slightly. “Shuhang, the primordial soul is a very fragile thing. Every time you have your primordial soul leave your body, you must pay attention to your safety.”
Song Shuhang replied, “I know, Senior White. In the past, whenever I had my primordial soul leave my body, Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword would always be by my side to protect me. As for this time, the only reason I had my primordial soul leave my body was to enter the Inner World, so it’s still quite safe.”
After he finished speaking, he glanced at the dense patch of Netherworld plants and asked, “Senior White, are you planting spirit plants?”
“Mm-hm, this is a research project assigned to this clone. I am trying to transplant some Netherworld plants into the main world to see what happens to them. Then, I’ll use these changes to experiment with a magical technique.” Senior White Two’s research clone smiled slightly.
!!Senior White Two had a lot of research clones.
Song Shuhang squatted by the edge of a big hole and asked doubtfully, “Then, what about this hole? It’s so big. What do you want to plant here?”
Senior White Two laughed and said, “Hmm, how about a Tyrannical Song?”
Song Shuhang: “???”
If I remember correctly, I am Tyrannical Song, right?
Oh, shiet!
Song Shuhang’s heart skipped a beat. He abruptly jumped to his right and rolled away.
His form was perfect, and he rolled very smoothly.
“Bang!” However, a shovel slammed down on Song Shuhang’s head, who was tactically rolling away.
Song Shuhang’s primordial soul trembled, and he fell to the ground weakly.
Despite his efforts, he could not avoid the shovel.
Even if it was a research clone with no offensive power, that was only in comparison to Senior White Two’s main body.
If they really did not have any power, how could these clones even research magical techniques?
“Shuhang, the primordial soul is very fragile. You need to be more careful.” Senior White Two’s research clone smiled gently. Then, with a light flick of the shovel, he sent Song Shuhang’s primordial soul into the big pit.
Song Shuhang’s primordial soul stretched out its hand tremblingly. “Senior White… I’m not like my wooden body. I can’t grow fruits.”
“Mm-hm, I know.” Senior White Two began to fill the pit with soil.
“Senior White, when… did you come to my Inner World?” Song Shuhang asked tremblingly. He had more or less guessed what had happened.
“Around two days ago.” Senior White Two smiled brightly and sent down a large clod of soil. “Look, I even brought over all these spirit plants and planted them one by one.”
Senior White Two must have heard the exchange between me and Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet…
“Don’t worry, you won’t be alone.” Senior White Two’s research clone skillfully filled the hole with soil.
Song Shuhang’s vision began to grow darker as the pit continued to be filled.
Does that mean that someone is going to accompany me?
At such a time, the only one who can accompany me is Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet, right?
It turns out that Senior White Two is pretty fair.
For some reason, Song Shuhang became slightly more accepting of his situation.
[No, no, how can I have such bad thoughts? Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet and I are friends. I can’t let it suffer like that. So, Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet, please hurry up and sense my thoughts!]
Song Shuhang and the stone tablet were still in the One With the Tablet state. As such, he hoped that Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet could sense his thoughts and prepare itself mentally.
Senior White Two swung his shovel and buried Song Shuhang’s primordial soul.
After burying Song Shuhang, he left the shovel stuck into the soil and murmured, “I forgot that I could have just used the Ground Leveling Spell.”
Song Shuhang’s primordial soul, which was in the pit, used its authority over the Inner World to quietly watch the development of the situation. He did not even dare to use his mental energy to scan around, afraid of making Senior White Two even angrier.
Senior White Two stretched out his hand. In the next moment, the stone tablet’s spirit was forcibly pulled into the Inner World.
Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet only had one thought on its mind right now, that little friend Song was such a troublemaker!
In the One With the Tablet state, it did receive Song Shuhang’s warnings.
However, did those warnings even have any use?
Netherworld Ruler White only needed to stretch out his hand, and its spirit was immediately pulled over.
“Thank you for your hard work all these years.” Senior White Two’s research clone grasped the stone tablet. He then found a good location and inserted the tablet’s spirit into the soil.
The stone tablet said passionately, “Even if my body were to be smashed to pieces, I will complete the mission that my master has given me!”
Senior White Two’s research clone said gently, “Since your mission is not over, you may continue to guard the Garre Holy Mountain’s trial area. After you complete your mission, I will find someone to take you back.”
While he was speaking, he squatted down in front of the stone tablet. Then, using his finger as a pen, he began to carve some words onto it.
Large font: [Grave of Song Shuhang]
Small font: [Profound Sage Tyrannical Song died here on November 27, 2019]
Small font: [Erected by Netherworld White]
At the bottom, there was also a small pattern, Shuhang’s QR code Golden Core Composition.
There was a note next to the QR code: [Scan the code to sweep the grave for Profound Sage Tyrannical Song]
After engraving these words, Senior White Two nodded with satisfaction.
The stone tablet asked weakly, “Master, is this really okay?”
No matter what, it was still a very handsome tablet!
“Seems pretty okay to me.” Senior White Two patted the stone tablet lightly and said, “From today onwards, you will be renamed to ‘Tyrannical Song’s Gravestone.’ After you complete your mission, I will allow you to join Song Shuhang and form a team with him. But I have a request, every time Shuhang summons you to face an enemy, you must shout out your new name loudly.”
The stone tablet: “…”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Thanks to the One With the Tablet state, a picture appeared in their minds at the same time.
Song Shuhang’s enemy, sword unsheathed, exuded a majestic aura, their sword qi covering the entire area.
On the opposite side, Song Shuhang suddenly summoned a large tablet and shouted, “Bastard, take this attack!” with the stone tablet yelling at the same time, “Tyrannical Song’s Gravestone!”
[Don’t offend me! If you do, I’ll crawl out of the ground, lift my gravestone, and smash you to death with it!]
Senior White Two said with satisfaction, “I feel much better now.”
He waved his hand again.
A demonic hamster, an orangutan, a mirage dragon, and a monster tree with a beautiful face came out of the world of the black lotus.
Senior White Two asked, “Which one of you wants to dance on Tyrannical Song’s grave?”
“Master, allow me!” The demonic hamster burst into joy.
It jumped toward Song Shuhang’s grave, twerking as it danced with joy.
White Two yawned and left the Inner World in satisfaction.
After Senior White left, the mirage dragon smiled slightly and said, “№ Tyrannical Song, you really became one with the gravestone.”
Song Shuhang: “…”
“Don’t look down on my master’s inscription, okay?” said the demonic hamster while shaking its butt. “My master’s inscription on the stone tablet means that you have been granted authority.”
Every word engraved by a ruler of the Netherworld would contain law-level powers.
Song Shuhang’s heart skipped a beat.
The stone tablet got the same feeling that Song Shuhang did.
The two “looked” at each other through the thick soil.
