Damn it, I'm surrounded by childhood sweethearts-Chapter 570 - 402. Curiosity killed the small
Xia Xiaoxiao carelessly muttered she was going to sleep and nonchalantly left, leaving Xu Qingfan all alone in his empty room.
In one fleeting moment just now, he thought Xia Xiaoxiao was about to learn how to use the lubricant. That's it?
I'm going back to sleep now, just like that? Just like that? Just like that?
Xu Qingfan took off his boxer shorts that he was wearing inside; they were too tight.
He raised his hand, then put it down, got out of bed, then lay down again.
He really wanted to run to Xia Xiaoxiao's room right now and ravage her, yet when his rationality returned to reality, all that was left was a silent sigh from a frustrated man.
"Dammit, Xia Xiaoxiao, I knew I should have just held you tight and nibbled you just now..."
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A sleepless night.
The next day.
"Three hundred eighty-three, three hundred eighty-four, three-hundred... Huh, you're awake!" Xia Xiaoxiao, who was doing yoga, suddenly stopped and turned her head toward the bed.
Xu Qingfan glanced at the girl sitting on the yoga mat, her stretchy yoga pants outlining every curve of her legs—a bit too stimulating for early in the morning.
Xu Qingfan bowed his head and felt relieved that, foreseeing last night, he had removed his underwear before sleeping, meaning no need to wash them this morning.
"Hah~ Isn't there a gym next door?" Xu Qingfan scratched his head, feeling even more tired than before he slept.
"This room has air conditioning, saves electricity!" Xia Xiaoxiao responded without a second thought.
Xu Qingfan pursed his lips, wondering if she and the others had secretly shared this experience; it was always about saving electricity. Couldn't they come up with another reason?
He couldn't help but sneak another peek at the girl on her knees on the yoga mat, her left knee on the ground and her right leg stretched back, her slight camel toe barely perceptible.
If this wasn't an invitation to crime, what was?
"I'm going to brush my teeth." At home, Xu Qingfan definitely didn't dare misbehave. He picked up the underwear on the bed and quickly ran into the bathroom.
Once the bathroom door was closed, Xia Xiaoxiao immediately stopped doing yoga.
She stretched lazily, stood up from the yoga mat, walked over to Xu Qingfan's bed, rolled over, and climbed under the covers.
Xia Xiaoxiao hugged the blanket contentedly and sniffed it a few times, but soon she discovered something was off.
"Why does it smell weird?" She sniffed again, the odd smell was unmistakable.
A smile spread across Xia Xiaoxiao's face—she had clearly misunderstood something.
"So young and yet no self-control," she murmured softly with a blush as she neatly folded the blankets for Xu Qingfan.
After rolling around the bed with a pillow and giggling, Xia Xiaoxiao got up and went to the drawer where the lubricant was kept.
She had just taken it out while Xu Qingfan was still asleep, but fearing that the smelly dog might wake up at any moment, she only dared to examine it through the bottle.
"It's a mild, non-sticky lubricant, colorless and odorless..."
"Twist the press-type dispenser to the appropriate position, squeeze out the required amount of lubricant, and apply it to the required areas..."
As she read the instructions, Xia Xiaoxiao followed the steps indicated while remaining alert for any signs of Xu Qingfan coming out of the bathroom.
The application was very convenient, much like squeezing out glue, and she soon squeezed a small blob onto her hand.
Even though she felt this was a very dirty item, her curiosity overcame everything at the moment.
Once it was on her hand, Xia Xiaoxiao immediately felt an icy cool sensation. She brought it close to her nose and smelled a faint mint scent, along with a whiff of rubber, which she disliked.
Xia Xiaoxiao turned her head away in disgust, then dabbed a bit on her fingertips to feel it more closely.
[Very slippery, and quite cool.]
Xia Xiaoxiao looked down at the little man drawn in the instructions, then up at the water gel on her hand, instantly forming a picture in her mind.
"Xia Xiaoxiao!"
Xu Qingfan suddenly shouted her name, startling the girl so much that she tumbled and fell on her buttocks.
"Ah!"
"Tss, what the heck!" Xia Xiaoxiao exclaimed as she got up, nursing her sore behind with a foul attitude.
"Are you okay? What was that noise?"
However, upon hearing Xu Qingfan's concerned inquiry, she instantly cooled down.
"I twisted it while doing yoga." The girl's tone improved a lot this time.
"Are you all right?" Xu Qingfan, worried that Xia Xiaoxiao might be injured, came out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel.
"What.... Ah!" Xia Xiaoxiao's left hand was open, her right hand holding lubricant, and before she could dispose of the evidence, Xu Qingfan abruptly appeared in front of her.
"Um..."
Xu Qingfan blinked awkwardly, completely taken aback that Xia Xiaoxiao would be handling lubricant outside.
"I I I... I was just curious... curious..." Xia Xiaoxiao felt utterly embarrassed, wishing she could just crawl into a crevice.
"Yeah, it's fine, curiosity, I understand, yeah." Xu Qingfan nodded with the tone of an understanding big brother.
"I was about to ask you to help me get some clothes, but I'll get them myself now." Seeing that Xia Xiaoxiao did not respond, he talked to himself while sidestepping to the wardrobe like a crab.
Xia Xiaoxiao's face visibly reddened, and she stood frozen in place as if broken.
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"You... keep being curious, I'll continue changing," Xu Qingfan waved at her, then slowly withdrew his head back through the door gap.
Xia Xiaoxiao watched the wooden door close again, then looked down at what she was holding in her hand: "Wuu Wuu~ I'm too ashamed to face anyone."
When Xu Qingfan came out after changing, Xia Xiaoxiao had already disappeared from the room, leaving only a yoga mat as proof of her prior presence, and even the bottle of lubricant had vanished.
"Hehehe..."
Shaking his head amusedly, Xu Qingfan picked up his phone to check a message and then went downstairs to eat breakfast.
Xia Xiaoxiao was nowhere to be seen on the first floor either, presumably she had felt too ashamed and fled the planet overnight.
Xu Qingfan ate the still-hot buns from the pot, sipping soy milk while responding to the messages he had missed in the morning.
[Just woke up, coming to see Wanning at two in the afternoon.]
[Already awake, Yiyi's hair looks really nice today.]
[Just woke up, would Auntie making chili sauce be good, there is no grease at all in the cafeteria.]
[Just woke up, my good daughter, what is it?]
[Chunxue, your name is really hard to write.]
After replying to four girls and Zhang Chunxue on QQ, his phone immediately started coughing incessantly like it had tuberculosis.
Xu Qingfan directly opened Auntie's avatar, and as expected, she had sent him a question mark.
[?]
Zhang Chunxue stopped all her tasks, resting her face on one hand as she stared at her phone, waiting for Xu Qingfan's reply.
When the typing indicator appeared, she couldn't help but smile first, knowing this mischievous boy was sure to try to cheer her up somehow.
Sure enough, when she read the message he sent, Zhang Chunxue clutched her stomach, laughing merrily.
"Hehehe!"
[Chunxue's name is truly hard to write, not because of complex strokes but because one must dip the pen in four parts of spring breeze, three parts of moonlight, two parts of tipsiness, and one part of your brows and eyes to write it properly.]
Zhang Chunxue took out a mirror from her bag, carefully examined her brows and eyes for a while, and then was satisfied as she put it away.
She picked up her phone again to scroll through her chat history with Xu Qingfan.
[Isn't it too early for Chang'e to come out when Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't even arrived?]
[First glance: A girl.]
[Second glance: An eighteen-year-old female college student.]
[Third glance: The rest of my life.]
[Fourth glance: Xu Qingfan of Li Cheng District, Hong Kong City, Lingnan Province, desires to accompany you for a lifetime ✿]
The smile on Zhang Chunxue's face was indelible, though she knew these were all jests, the emotional value they offered was absolutely top-notch.
She typed something in the chat box and then deleted it, ultimately just sending him a pig emoji.
"Back to work."
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