Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 62 New Student Registration_1

62: Chapter 62 New Student Registration_1

62 -62 New Student Registration_1

Today is the second day of university enrollment.

With so many freshmen, and parents accompanying their children, the campus is bustling, teeming with people and filled with a cacophony of chattering voices.

There are nine people in front of Lin Baici, and it’s not his turn yet; meanwhile, a dozen more have lined up behind him.

The ones in charge of registration are a senior girl and boy from our faculty.

“The senior boy looks very ordinary, with thick glasses and an honest demeanor.

The senior girl is beautiful, tall with long legs, a slim A-line waist, wearing light makeup—gorgeous!”

“Just that her skin is a bit dark!”

“Out of ten, I’d give her a seven!”

The boy in front of Lin Baici murmurs to his phone.

“Take a peek?

No, that’s not right; without her permission, I can’t film.

That’s a principle of mine!”

“Alright, for the sake of my followers, I’ll go for it, but just a quick glance, okay!”

As he speaks, the boy points his phone toward the wheat-colored senior girl.

“Do you see her?

I didn’t lie to you, did I?”

The boy is smug: “I didn’t expect the senior girls from our Electrical Engineering Faculty to be of such high quality; I can look forward to the upcoming campus life!”

“Thanks to Green Head Fungus for subscribing; thank you!”

“Thanks to Mighty’s Three-Foot Rule for subscribing; thank you!”

This boy is thanking his viewers for their donations, his voice loud enough to draw the attention of the nearby students.

Close enough to get a clear view, Lin Baici takes in the sight.

This medium-height, slightly overweight freshman is also a streamer on Shark Station.

He’s wearing a pair of white Adidas Yeezys, cropped casual pants paired with a Japanese-style branded T-shirt, sporting a baseball cap and coffee-colored sunglasses.

He has an outgoing personality, a real social whiz.

If it were Lin Baici, he definitely wouldn’t have the nerve to stream live under everyone’s gaze.

“You want WeChat?

Are you trying to get me socially killed on my first day of school?”

“Do you know how awkward I’ll be if I get rejected?”

“Whether it works or not, donate a plane?

Shouldn’t it be at least three planes?

Isn’t such a beautiful senior girl worth three planes?

Alright, I’m going all out today!”

The self-proclaimed Mister Official is quite showy, interacting with his viewers in a heated atmosphere.

When it’s his turn, he holds out his phone in one hand and his admission notice in the other.

“Senior, what year are you in?”

The boy grins broadly, showcasing his affability: “My name is Xu Daguan, ‘Daguan’ as in ‘double person,’ ‘greatness,’ ‘smooth,’ and ‘humble,’ amassing ‘great views’ of the world from a righteous perspective!”

Xu Daguan loves to announce his name, believing it has class and sophistication.

At every mention, others look on in awe, puzzled but impressed.

“Senior year!”

Zhou Ya responds politely.

“I’m a broadcaster on Shark Station with a million followers.

Could I ask you to say a few words to my viewers?

They’re all Nine-Holes Fish, who have never seen a beautiful and talented girl from a prestigious university.

Would you satisfy their curiosity?”

Xu Daguan is not lacking in emotional intelligence, and his words are sweet.

He not only flaunts his million followers, indirectly boasting his status as a top broadcaster but also compliments Zhou Ya on her beauty and talent.

The freshmen lined up around him watch as Xu Daguan confidently chats with the senior girl without any stage fright.

They are both surprised and impressed.

Is this what being a winner in life looks like?

Envy.

Zhou Ya once considered becoming a female broadcaster to earn tuition and living expenses but never tried it.

Thus, presented with a chance to stream, she’s not opposed—until she sees the new student standing behind Xu Daguan.

He’s quite tall, over one eighty-five, with sharp facial contours, pronounced features, handsome looks, especially a pair of very expressive eyes.

Zhou Ya and Lin Baici’s eyes meet.

“Sorry, I don’t like being on camera.”

Zhou Ya turns him down.

For some reason, she doesn’t want this male student to think she’s frivolous and unreserved.

“Senior, help these guys out.

How about I treat you and the other seniors to coffee later?”

Xu Daguan is not discouraged.

The atmosphere in the live stream is good, with viewers clamoring to see the senior girl.

Xu Daguan won’t pass up this chance to boost his popularity.

Zhou Ya shakes her head, quickly glancing at Lin Baici, sweeping her eyes over his entire body, pausing slightly when her gaze lands on the Rolex on his wrist.

[He has athlete’s foot, likes collecting adult movies, especially the JK genre, and is a regular at the roadside hair salons.]

[He enjoys taking secret photos, so watch out for your privacy!]

[His flesh stinks, even dogs wouldn’t eat it!]

Lin Baici looks down at Xu Daguan’s feet, realizing that Eater God’s comments are about him.

It seems even expensive shoes can’t cure athlete’s foot.

[A senior girl stands at a crossroads in life, recently realizing the power of money can change a lot.]

[She wants money, lots of it!]

[Difficult to conceive, recommended char-grilled with a sprinkling of cumin!]

Eater God’s comments are about Zhou Ya.

“I also want money, to buy my mom a big villa!”

Seeing Xu Daguan, Lin Baici suddenly remembers that he’s forgotten about his video on Bilibili.

He hasn’t checked in days and wonders how the views are doing.

“Junior, here’s your proof of registration.

Go to dormitory building number 2 to get your supplies!”

The senior wearing glasses isn’t pleased with this freshman, who’s trying to hit on a senior girl right after arriving,

You’re quite arrogant!

If you actually managed to pursue her, wouldn’t our four years as seniors in college have been wasted?

But judging by the attire, this Xu-named freshman seems quite wealthy.

Being a livestreamer really is a lucrative career!

Xu Daguan took the certificate, still pestering Zhou Ya.

For the sake of three big planes, Zhou Ya had to show her face.

“Senior, thank you for your trouble!”

Lin Baici handed over the admission notice.

“Holy shit!”

The bespectacled senior blurted out.

This freshman’s looks are so outstanding; he’s the handsomest newcomer he has seen so far, and standing there, he really did stand out from the crowd.

Damn it,

with these looks, this physique, in these four years of college, causing chaos is the least he could do; he might as well aim for a hundred-person notch on his belt.

The bespectacled senior, envious, swiftly finished processing Lin Baici’s certificate and took the opportunity to remind him of some matters to note.

“How do I get to Dormitory 2?”

Lin Baici looked around; nearby buildings seven and eight, as well as the lecture halls, blocked his view.

“From this side…”

The bespectacled senior was about to direct him when Zhou Ya interrupted.

“Little Sun, I’ve got a bit of a headache, I think I might have heatstroke.

I’m going to lie down in the dormitory for a while.

Can you and Little Xiao handle things?”

Zhou Ya raised her hand and pinched the bridge of her nose with her forefinger.

“Ah?

Then you should hurry back to rest.

I can manage on my own!”

The bespectacled senior was very confident.

All these volunteers were members of the student councils from various faculties, and they participated in welcoming the freshmen out of their own will.

There was no obligation, so leaving early was no issue.

“Junior, it just so happens that I’m heading the same way.

Let me walk you there!”

Zhou Ya smiled, walked to Lin Baici’s side, and reached to take his suitcase: “Let me help you with that!”

“No need, thank you, Senior!”

Lin Baici frowned slightly.

What was going on?

He certainly didn’t have such an inflated opinion of himself that he believed he could make a senior girl throw herself at him.

Wait a minute,

she’s doing this to get rid of that Xu Daguan, isn’t she?

Lin Baici looked at the freshman who was still livestreaming.

The newcomer also froze, knowing, even with his thick skin, that the senior was subtly rejecting him.

Moreover, the livestream was still on, and although his water friends couldn’t see the situation here, they could hear it, leading some of them to jest.

Eater God, just the head: What’s going on?

One-handed jungler: I heard the senior call for a junior, did she find another freshman?

Green Head Fungus: Haha, Mister Official, you have failed before you’ve even begun, draped not in glory but in burial cloth.

I’ve had a brain injury: What need is there for burial cloth, with such a big green hat?

Just take it apart and wrap it around.

OxO three feet: Haha, you really think you’re some Mr.

West the Official, don’t you?

Dumb Ox!

“The senior has heatstroke, a headache; you have to understand, when girls show their faces, they always want to look their most beautiful!”

Xu Daguan defended himself verbally, though he knew this was a good time to play the victim and collect a fair amount of sympathy donations.

But seeing the senior dragging the suitcase, laughing and talking with the new student as they left together, his mood soured, and he grumpily wanted to stuff his smelly foot into both the senior’s and the freshman’s mouths.

“Forget about that senior.

I’ve found someone even prettier.

Come on, I’ll take you for a look and we can tour the campus at the same time!”

Xu Daguan quickly got over it.

No rush,

There are four years of college ahead, plenty of time.

I will surely turn this school into my own personal fishpond.

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Zhou Ya, pulling the suitcase, walked alongside Lin Baici on the path, occasionally pointing out and introducing the buildings to him.

“That five-story building to the east, the one that looks like a toilet, is the library.

I don’t know who designed it; it’s either someone’s taste gone terribly wrong, or the school’s leadership was bribed.

Either way, this ‘Toilet Building’ is pretty famous among Haijing universities.”

Zhou Ya laughed as she divulged some school-specific jokes to Lin Baici: “When students here say they’re going to study, they don’t say ‘heading to the library,’ they say ‘heading to the toilet!'”

“Senior, may I carry it myself?”

Even though the rolling suitcase wasn’t heavy, Lin Baici felt embarrassed letting a girl pull it while he only carried a backpack.

“What?

Are you afraid I’ll steal your stuff?”

Zhou Ya retorted.

“No…”

Lin Baici quickly shook his head.

The senior girl was down-to-earth, and her approachable tone and humor made Lin Baici quite fond of her.

“Lin Junior, do you work out regularly?”

Zhou Ya was curious.

Lin Baici was wearing short sleeves, exposing his arms, which showed off his firm muscles.

Plus, standing close, Zhou Ya realized just how tall this junior was — she only came up to his chest.

If they were to kiss, she’d have to stand on tiptoes and still wouldn’t reach his lips.