Don't Mess with that Turtle-Chapter 58 - 057 Si Ze_1
58: Chapter 057 Si Ze_1
58 -057 Si Ze_1
Tinghai Lake had been drenched in heavy rain for two days before it finally stopped, followed by nearly a month of soft, drizzling rain.
The lake surface was misty, and the pavilions on the island were ethereal and otherworldly.
Feng Yaya had fallen asleep again, this little girl for some reason stayed awake for four or five consecutive days and then slept for another four or five days.
This month was very fulfilling for Su He: completing tasks and attending lessons.
His precarious turtle life had come to a pause for the month, which allowed him to truly adapt to Qingyuan life.
The Qingyuan Disciples also gradually adapted to the presence of a Divine God Beast wandering around the sect, the only one who didn’t was Aunt Autumn of Jing’an Hall.
This month, her hoarse voice had almost developed into a Lion’s Roar Skill. frёewebnoѵēl.com
Though a mortal, she possessed immense strength; a single strike of her iron spoon on Su He’s shell created a sound as sonorous as a large bell.
The sound could be clearly heard even ten miles away.
Now, whenever Qingyuan Disciples heard the ringing, they knew that Jing’an Hall had prepared something delicious.
Aunt Autumn had complained to Elder Ge, who flew into a rage and severely scolded Su He.
That Grandson Turtle had stolen Jing’an Hall’s food for a month and hadn’t shown any respect to him once!
Elder Ge had been quite busy this month, putting aside his secret investigation of the Sect Leader for now.
In another two months, it would be the seventh day of the seventh month, and the preparations for the exquisite drinks and foods for the guests were still not ready.
Having cultivated for a thousand years before taking on his only disciple, he even invited a Fairy Chef from the Dining Xuan Demonic Realm.
Because of this, Su He was currently being chased by Aunt Autumn brandishing a kitchen knife.
It seemed like Aunt Autumn had practiced the Spirit Communication Scroll, her eyes murderous: her food wasn’t good enough for him, and he still dared to steal from her?
She’d chop him up and make soup!
Su He ran like his life depended on it.
Previously, when Aunt Autumn hit him, he did not take it seriously.
With the Appearance of Bearing Mountain protecting him, Aunt Autumn couldn’t even touch his shell.
That was until once when the external appearance retaliated automatically, and a sword qi almost injured Aunt Autumn.
In that instant, Su He felt death approaching.
The Hall Master of Jing’an Hall snuffed out the sword qi and stared daggers at him.
Had Su He not apologized promptly and shown contrition early, he might have indeed been turned into soup that day.
Even Elder Ge could not have saved him.
Since then, the first thing Su He did upon entering Jing’an Hall was to retract his external appearance.
As Aunt Autumn chased him with the kitchen knife, Su He ran while using his beast roar to transmit his thoughts: “I’m not stealing!
I brought money today!
I’ve completed tasks for a month, I have money now!”
Aunt Autumn had not cultivated, and even though the beast roar contained Su He’s divine thoughts, she still could not understand.
Maybe she could understand, but she was set on chopping him up!
Su He ran all the way and dived into the river, swimming a good distance away while Aunt Autumn continued her Lion’s Roar from the shore.
Su He was terrified.
Indeed, women of that age were the scariest.
Jing’an Hall was no longer an option; hungry, Su He headed toward Li Nan Yuan.
As soon as he entered the gate:
Boom!
The sound of an explosion, followed by a young woman chasing after a male disciple.
The tutors in Li Nan Yuan not only did not stop them, but they also watched the scene with great interest.
The woman was dressed in red, carrying a crudely made iron cannon on her shoulder as if it was torn right off the wall of some mortal city.
She had a row of Beast Tooth Bullets draped across her chest, displaying a barbaric air similar to a Mountain King and yet an impressive, spirited aura.
She took one Beast Tooth Bullet, loaded it into the cannon, and fired.
Boom!
The fleeing male disciple was blasted away, tumbling across the ground like a gourd.
Huh?
Su He was surprised.
Wasn’t that the guy who wanted to cultivate with the Transforming Beast Guide to impregnate a mother beast?
His name was Si Ze, right?
Served him right!
Su He conjured two water hands and clapped them above his head in approval.
Ge Feng handed him a watermelon, quietly explaining the situation.
Su He responded with a look: What a sensible grandnephew!
Ge Feng’s chubby face twitched, his gesture of offering the watermelon becoming even more respectful.
Becoming this turtle’s pupil made him his own grand uncle.
How great to have a Dragon Turtle as a grand uncle.
But it was only three years old, over thirty years younger than him—quite awkward.
The red-dressed woman fired another shot and shouted with hands akimbo, “Zong Sunye!
Run one more step, and I’ll obliterate you!”
She had just returned from a mission today.
As soon as she entered the sect, she felt that others were looking at her strangely, thinking that maybe her climb up the mountain was too ladylike and others found it uncomfortable.
He had to beat up a junior disciple before he found out that in the two months she was gone, her reputation had spread across the entire sect.
The rumors were outrageous, one said she was turning into an exotic beast, wanting to become a turtle mother and marry the sect’s divine beast.
Some said her transformation had failed, and she was neither human nor beast, hiding in the mountain forest, afraid to come out.
There was also a rumor that she was laying eggs under Tinghai Lake…
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Damn it all!
Whether it’s an exotic beast or a divine one, he was only interested in their teeth—those with teeth that can be made into bullets are the good beasts.
Me bearing children for the divine beast?
To pluck their teeth for fun?
“Zong Sunye, die now!” Si Ze fired another shot, and the beast tooth bullet burst, not with flames but lightning, which struck Zong Sunye on the head with a crackle.
Zong Sunye screamed and ran away, “Sister Ze, I was wrong!
Please forgive me for the sake of being from the same village, and for our kinship…
Brother Ge, save me…”
He instinctively ran towards the tutor.
Dare to run!
Si Ze gritted her teeth, “Die now!
Whether I forgive you is my business, you just need to die!”
She loaded and fired another shot.
Boom!
A blaze lit up the sky, and the fierce flames licked towards Zong Sunye.
Si Ze was stunned by the shot, a flash of panic crossed her eyes, “No!”
She had grabbed the wrong beast tooth, this one was for enemies!
Zong Sunye was dumbfounded: Is my sister really trying to kill me?
Considering we’re from the same village and related, is this necessary?
He looked hopeless.
Just then, a wave slapped down, smacking him onto the ground and extinguishing the fire.
The wave disappeared after landing, leaving only Zong Sunye unconscious.
This wave carried a bit of personal grudge.
The panic faded from Si Ze’s face, she rushed to Zong Sunye’s side and seeing he was unharmed, anger rose again, she grabbed him by the ankle and dragged him away.
Passing by Su He, she dragged Zong Sunye around Su He in a circle.
A spark of excitement crossed her eyes, and she looked up to ask, “Do you have a human form?”
Such a majestic and imposing dragon turtle had touched her heart.
If this turtle had a human form, she might actually consider those rumors.
Su He shook his head, his face dark.
What kind of thoughts are these?
This must be an issue with their native place!
Which village are these two from?
Big deduction!
Si Ze looked disappointed.
“Then excuse me, thank you.”
Su He stepped aside, she dragged Zong Sunye away with large steps.
Exiting required going down some steps, and Zong Sunye’s head bounced off each step.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Laughter erupted in South Garden, returning to its peaceful state.
Su He headed to the Talisman Rune teaching courtyard right on time, not being punctual wasn’t an option.
Seeing Senior Brother Yulin there was like seeing someone he couldn’t face; he felt like skipping class just on seeing him.
What kind of tutor skips class every day?
Is this reasonable?
Su He held an extreme enthusiasm for Talisman Runes.
Talisman Runes can do anything!
This is no exaggeration.
Su He was eager to learn Talisman Runes, waiting to open the Intention Orifices and Mind Beads so he could sketch Talisman Runes on the Mind Pearls, starting by making a panel.
This wasn’t a pipe dream, nor was it complex.
Not too many functions needed, just something to use as a memo pad would be fine.
This month, Su He repeatedly tested the dice’s patterns.
When is the chance highest to roll a quality point?
Stealing?
Snatching?
Offering?
When does stealing skills accelerate learning, and under what circumstances does it enhance the skill level?
This was crucial.
But the required experimental data was extensive, not something to be figured out in fifty tries.
Su He was not very bright, and even after nearly four years, he hadn’t fully summarized the pattern.
First, to make a panel that could store records, rolling the die and recording each time.
As long as the data was substantial, he was sure to summarize the rule.
The method might be simple, but it couldn’t go wrong.
