Huh? Isn't This A Galgame?-Chapter 80 - 77: The Legendary G-Spot

The bugged employee NPC, despite having a vacant stare, behaving oddly, and refusing to communicate, would neatly place his tray at the recycling window after "eating," tidy up his clothes, and then walk straight out of the cafeteria.

The whole person looks no different from a normal NPC.

If it weren’t for Gu Jinxing discovering his behavior of eating air in the cafeteria, no player running into such a person on the roadside would suspect anything was wrong with him.

Until—

The employee walked to the end of a corridor, stopped by a door, and then started banging his head against the wall.

This behavior was very much like how players used to madly dash against the invisible walls at the map’s edge.

Hu Jiayao: "...Won’t he hurt himself like this? Or is it that NPCs don’t take damage and are more resilient?"

As he spoke, he walked to the wall and saw that the other’s forehead was already bruised and swollen.

"Uh, he can get hurt?" Hu Jiayao raised his hand, yanked at the employee’s arm, trying to pull him back, "Hey, I say, if something’s bothering you, talk to us? Don’t hurt yourself silently here."

"Don’t bother, he won’t respond to you."

Gu Jinxing shook his head and summoned his system again: [Check if there’s any hidden equipment to pick up or unit to talk to nearby?]

Earlier, he scanned this employee with the system without any results, now he decided to try another approach—perhaps, this NPC, despite being unrecognized by the system due to some bug, still has intact programming for issuing quests or dropping items?

It turned out that Gu Jinxing was overthinking it.

The system quickly responded, finding no hidden equipment or unit to talk to.

No response from handling directly, and the system can’t identify him. Could it be like Hu Jiayao initially guessed, just a trivial background decoration?

Gu Jinxing couldn’t help but suspect that perhaps he was overthinking this time.

Just when he wanted to give up and was about to pull Hu Jiayao back to continue map clearing, their chat group finally received a reply from the guild leader.

[Nine: Very good]

[Nine: Recruit him immediately]

[Nine: Shared group file "Wenna Guild Membership Contract"]

Gu Jinxing: ...

Hu Jiayao: ...

No way, has their guild leader gone crazy about recruiting? Even wants to recruit a bugged NPC?

[yao: Guild Leader, this is an NPC, a bugged one, can’t communicate, also not recognized by the system]

[Nine: Inability to communicate isn’t an issue, just explain our guild’s situation to him clearly and deliver the contract to where his system can reach, ask if he’s willing to join]

[yao: No, it’s not]

[Jinxing: Okay, got it]

[yao: ?]

Hu Jiayao was a bit confused, he was just about to argue with the guild leader to educate them on the difference between NPCs and players, yet Gu Jinxing just agreed immediately?

"Okay what? Look at his current state? How on earth are you going to make him sign?" Hu Jiayao put one hand on his waist and pointed at the employee with the other, complaining to Gu Jinxing.

Gu Jinxing shook his head, ignored him, and walked close to the employee, leaning against the wall, trying to maintain eye contact, and said solemnly:

"We are players of the [Wenna] Guild. If you are willing to join our guild, we are willing to take you off this map. Do you agree?

"I have opened the guild’s membership contract to a signable state. If you agree, sign the contract now, and our guild promises to take you away.

"If not signed within five seconds, it will be considered a waiver.

"Five—"

System: [Ding!]

System: [The Wenna Guild Membership Contract you shared has been successfully signed!]

Gu Jinxing had just counted up to one, and the sent contract was immediately signed, as if fearing it would be too late to sign even a second later.

Taking back the contract, Gu Jinxing looked at the bottom of the signer panel—

[Name: Zhang Tianyu]

[Level: lv3]

[Strength: 23/500]

[Agility: 200/500]

[Armor: 42/500]

[Charm: 3/500]

Hu Jiayao looked at Gu Jinxing in disbelief, "Really signed it?"

Gu Jinxing shared the panel in his hand with Hu Jiayao.

Hu Jiayao was shocked, "He’s not an NPC? Actually... a player?!"

A player whose level is the same as his, but with attribute values much higher than his in several aspects.

"How did such a skilled player end up like this?" Being also a player and lv3, Hu Jiayao suddenly felt a bit sympathetic towards the other.

Gu Jinxing shrugged, not answering, he turned around and started walking back, "Let’s go, back to work."

Hu Jiayao stood dazedly on the spot, pointing at the player who was banging his head, "Not gonna care about him anymore?"

Gu Jinxing kept walking, "Can’t care about it now, no need to either, he won’t die."

Hu Jiayao didn’t understand, he caught up and asked a couple more questions, but Gu Jinxing brushed them off with vague answers.

...

...

At the station in front of the CEO’s office door.

Receiving the system notification in his mind that a new player had successfully joined the [Wenna] Guild, Wen Nan’s lips curved upwards even more.

Another one done.

"Come down, I have something to ask you."

Wen Nan raised his hand and patted his little junior sister on the butt. The feel was bouncy, like a juicy peach, and he wondered if he could really squeeze out some juice.

Wen Nan looked at the girl in front of him.

She looked dewy fresh, with a round face, and a pair of round almond-like eyes. Her features were delicate, giving off a small-town girl vibe.

[Name: Zhang Beibei (Beibei)]

[Identity: Juicy junior sister just starting out]

[Background: Beibei attended the same college as you during your undergraduate years, a year below you. Shortly after you successfully joined Erin Group, she followed you as an intern. Since then, she has worked with you in the same group.

In the company, she’s like a little tail, always following you around, calling out ’senior brother’ before and after.

Being both her senior brother and immediate superior, you indeed provide meticulous care for Beibei. In work, you diligently teach and direct her when she encounters difficulties, and in life, you help out whenever there are problems, as if you were a repairman.

In Beibei’s eyes, you are her omnipotent hero.

As long as you keep solving her urgent problems, her admiration, infatuation, and feelings for you will only increase.]

[Strategy Difficulty: ★★★★★☆]

The little junior sister obediently jumped out from Wen Nan’s embrace, looked up, and asked, "Senior Brother, what do you want to ask?"

Wen Nan got straight to the point, "Tell me, where is the G. point?"

Upon hearing this, the little junior sister blushed again, shyly lowered her head, "Oh dear..."

Wen Nan deliberately put on a serious face, "Get the boss settled, then tell me. You said it yourself, no backsies."

"Okay," the little junior sister raised her hand, gesturing for Wen Nan to come closer, "Come here, I’ll tell you in secret."