I Received Messages From Future Self!-Chapter 249 - 245 A Black Bear
Chapter 249: Chapter 245: A Black Bear Chapter 249 -245: A Black Bear At Taotie’s insistent pleading, Fang Xiaocao finally nodded and agreed, “Then be careful!”
“Got it!”
Taotie cheerfully accepted the go-ahead.
Carrying the Mountain Splitter Dagger in hand, he walked towards the black bear with a ferocious grin on his face.
Seeing Taotie actively approaching, the black bear was bewildered and rooted to the spot in astonishment.
What’s going on?
Is delivery coming right to the door?
In all these years, this hasn’t happened before!
Happiness comes so suddenly, doesn’t it?
Thank you, Mother Nature, for this gift!
Taotie didn’t care what the black bear was pondering.
He was impatient to have a close encounter with the black bear.
“Come at me!”
Taotie roared and charged headlong at the black bear.
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The roar startled the black bear.
This was the first time it had seen prey charge at it.
But, after all, as the forest king, the black bear had plenty of combat experience.
Shaking off its brief hesitation, the black bear reacted with a roar, sprinted on all fours, and charged at Taotie.
Taotie and the black bear, one a humanoid ferocious beast and the other a true bloodthirsty wild animal, collided. What kind of sparks would result from the clash of these two?
Fang Xiaocao was quite looking forward to it.
The two collided.
Taotie swung his dagger at the black bear, and the bear didn’t let Taotie off easy, swinging its heavy paws at Taotie’s head.
Hmm…
Double peaks piercing through the ears!
Although Taotie is fierce, he wasn’t foolish.
He wouldn’t use his head to meet the black bear’s paws; instead, he quickly dodged, withdrawing his dagger and ducking below the bear’s swipe.
At the same time, he spun around, and with the Mountain Splitter Dagger following his turn, he aimed a slash at the black bear’s waist.
When the black bear missed, it rolled on the ground, narrowly evading Taotie’s Mountain Splitter Dagger, and with a supple move, it turned its head and bit at Taotie.
Taotie was stunned by the black bear’s slick move.
Immediately, he dodged it.
Being bitten would leave him crippled for life, so he placed his Mountain Splitter Dagger at his feet.
Come on!
Bite it!
Let’s see if your teeth are harder or my dagger.
The black bear clamped up.
Do you think your bear grandpa is foolish?
Your bear grandpa knows a thing or two about daggers, okay?
The black bear closed its mouth, withdrawing from the attack.
Lifting its big paw, it swiped at Taotie.
Here you go, enjoy the bear paw.
Are you touched or what!
Not just anyone gets to try this treat.
Taotie declared, I don’t eat it raw!
If you cook it for me, then I’ll eat it.
Outsmarted by the bear, Taotie said he was heartbroken and kicked hard at the black bear’s head.
The black bear’s genuine leather fur absorbed the shock tremendously.
Though Taotie’s kick was powerful and heavy,
it still didn’t hurt the black bear.
It only made the black bear shake its head.
Obviously…
The force of that kick was just right.
Refreshing without causing a concussion!
The black bear was also appreciative.
It returned the favor with a slap to Taotie.
Giving Taotie a taste of a genuine bear paw.
The heavy blow of the black bear’s paw landed on Taotie’s Black Tech Bulletproof Vest, producing a loud “bang,” and the ceramic plate on the bulletproof vest actually shattered from the strike.
Taotie, weighing over two hundred pounds, “whooshed” backward, slamming hard into a tree.
Seeing Taotie being sent flying by the black bear,
Fang Xiaocao stretched her mouth into a grimace, her concern barely concealed.
She was already contemplating where to hold Taotie’s memorial service, as a leader, what she should include in her eulogy, and how much to write for Taotie’s condolence money.
If Taotie knew what Fang Xiaocao was thinking right now, he would be touched to death.
At that moment, Hummingbird’s mouth twitched slightly.
This bear paw looked really painful.
If it slapped her chest…
Uh…
Would it explode like bulletproof ceramic?!
“Cough cough~”
Taotie coughed twice and got up from the ground.
Glancing at the shattered bulletproof ceramic on his chest, he grimaced and quietly rejoiced that he wore that Black Tech Bulletproof Vest. Not only was it bulletproof, but it also absorbed shocks. Otherwise, that slap from the black bear would have surely broken his ribs.
Taotie got up and stared at the black bear.
But he noticed the black bear was standing upright, grinning at him.
As if…
it was mocking Taotie!
At this, Taotie was enraged!
Taotie was furiously enraged!
Picking up the Mountain Splitter Dagger from the ground, he charged towards the black bear, cursing as he ran: “Your meow-ness, you gutsy thief of Kasayas, even dare to mock me…”
“I’m going to kill you, to butcher you…”
“Roar~”
The black bear roared, sprinting on all fours.
Today, it had crossed paths with Taotie.
It was a fight to the death, one of us lives, the other dies!
It was either you kill me, or I eat you!
Today, only one could survive!
Taotie and the black bear collided, Taotie was just about to swing the dagger for a belly-slitting combo, but as soon as he raised the Mountain Splitter Dagger, the black bear’s huge paw slapped on the back of the blade, and a tremendous force traveled along the blade.
Taotie felt a numbness in his hand, and the Mountain Splitter Dagger actually flew out of his grip.
The black bear smirked triumphantly and lunged at Taotie with its mouth open.
Taotie braced himself with both hands, grabbed hold of the black bear’s gaping maw, shifted his entire weight onto the bear’s mouth, freeing his legs, and began to kick the bear’s belly repeatedly.
Seeing Taotie’s move, Fang Xiaocao was stunned; she knew that move well!
Fang Xiaocao was certain that Taotie had definitely learned it from some wild cat!
After a series of eighteen kicks, Taotie’s abs began to give out, and he let go of the black bear.
The poor black bear, clutching its belly, staggered backward.
Gaping open, it dry-heaved continuously.
And vomited a mass of foul-smelling saliva.
“Hehe~”
“Now you know how tough I am, huh?” Taotie smirked triumphantly.
Taotie walked up and picked up his Mountain Splitter Dagger.
He gave the black bear the middle finger, a universally recognized friendly gesture.
“Roar~”
The black bear was furious, bellowing with rage.
“Come at me~” Taotie taunted, beckoning the black bear with his finger.
The provocation was thick in the air.
Fang Xiaocao was a bit too embarrassed to watch.
This Taotie was behaving so shamelessly.
The black bear felt insulted.
And decided to teach Taotie a lesson in how to be a person.
The black bear opened its mouth and bit towards Taotie.
It seemed Taotie had found inspiration from Hummingbird, and with a swing of his arm, he rounded the Mountain Splitter Dagger and smacked the flat of the blade fiercely onto the black bear’s chubby face.
There was a “smack” sound!
The black bear was like it was on pause.
Frozen in place.
The ferocity in its eyes cleared away from the smack.
Taotie arched his eyebrows, not giving the black bear any time to recover, swung the Mountain Splitter Dagger again, alternating left and right.
For a time, the whole forest was filled with the crisp sound of slaps, the “smack” echoing endlessly.
Watching this scene, Fang Xiaocao was shocked.
“Goodness!”
“This ironheaded Taotie is treating the black bear like it’s Han Xue he’s smacking!”
Fang Xiaocao exclaimed.
