I Received Messages From Future Self!-Chapter 314 - 310 Taotie Deflated Calf Take My Punch
Chapter 314: Chapter 310 Taotie: Deflated Calf, Take My Punch
Chapter 314 -310 Taotie: Deflated Calf, Take My Punch
The Strange Dagger wielded, everything, man and horse, shattered.
It was never merely talk, but a description of reality.
Taotie, with a single blade, left a trail where blood splattered everywhere. Before the Pawnshop’s thugs could even fire their guns, they were bisected at the waist by Taotie’s sweeping strike—a half-body corpse, not yet fully dead, crawled a few steps on the ground before the blood drained completely.
Facing a ferocious beast like Taotie, the remaining few were terrified out of their wits, trembling like sieves, their feet pooling a yellow liquid that emitted a foul odor.
Taotie frowned, displaying a look of disgust.
A single move of Night Battle Eight Directions Hidden Blade Style, the gleaming blade of the Strange Dagger cutting through the air, sent several heads flying into the sky, the headless bodies twitching as they fell, blood spurting from their necks and pooling on the ground.
“Pah!”
Taotie spat out a mouthful of spit.
After shaking off a corpse’s clothes, he wiped the blood off his Strange Dagger, turned to Tom, and made a “yeah” gesture, “Old Tom, see how awesome I am?”
Tom gave Taotie a cold look, “I’m not watching!”
Taotie’s eyes widened in a sudden rebuke.
In disbelief, he stared at Tom.
Tom ignored Taotie and silently cleaned up the battlefield.
Gathering everything useful from the bodies of the Pawnshop’s men, weapons, ammunition, stuffing them all into his pockets.
“Let’s go!”
“The presence of the Pawnshop’s men here means their base must be nearby, and the gunfire just now could very likely attract their people.”
Tom spoke gravely.
Taotie nodded silently, making no sound.
He stepped cautiously, following Tom out.
At this moment, Taotie still couldn’t get past what Tom had said, the astounding “I’m not watching.”
…
“Pah pah pah…”
Taotie leaned against a tree, continually spitting. He and Tom had just crawled out of the tunnel and returned to the surface. Desperately thirsty, Taotie picked a handful of grass and stuffed it into his mouth, only to find it bitter and astringent, and it made his mouth numb.
It turned his face into the color of a bitter melon.
Tom, seeing Taotie’s embarrassed look, curved the corners of his mouth up in a schadenfreude smile.
One word, serves you right!
Two words, really serves you right!
Tom even felt that it wasn’t enough.
It would have been better if it had been poisonous!
Stuffing just anything into his mouth would only harm him.
Taotie glared fiercely at Tom and turned his head to walk down the hill, smoke practically coming out of his throat, his mouth still both astringent and numb, absolutely unbearable.
If he didn’t drink water soon, he was going to croak.
Watching Taotie’s somewhat disheveled back, Tom’s smile was harder to suppress than an AK.
“Princess Your Highness, I’m back!”
Just before entering the villa, Taotie had already started shouting.
Whoosh—
Before Taotie had finished speaking, an empty can flew out of the second floor of the villa.
Slap—
The can hit Taotie squarely on the head.
Taotie was stunned by the impact.
What the hell?
Attacked at his own doorstep?
“Hey?”
“Don’t you know it’s taboo to touch a tiger’s butt, to touch my head?”
“Who is attacking Old…”
Before Taotie could finish his sentence, Fang Xiaocao appeared at the second-floor window, her gaze lingering on Taotie, her face bearing a playful smile.
“Go on!”
“Why stop talking?”
“Were you born reluctant to speak?”
Fang Xiaocao leaned on the balcony, sneered coldly.
“Hehe~”
Taotie scratched his head and chuckled slyly twice.
He forcefully swallowed the word “guy”.
“Princess Your Highness, I’ve missed you so much~”
Taotie said, feigning coyness.
Do you know how powerful Taotie’s coquettish behavior is?
At this moment, in front of Fang Xiaocao, there appeared Zhang Fei and Li Kui, both sporting pigtails, dressed in JK uniforms, with blushed cheeks and red lips, holding hands, bouncing towards her with a spring in their step as if delivering joyful news.
“Ugh~”
Disgusted, Fang Xiaocao almost vomited.
“Scram, brat!”
Unable to bear with Taotie’s nonsense, Fang Xiaocao cursed and retracted into herself.
She also casually closed the balcony window.
Tom, standing nearby, shivered.
With goosebumps, he pushed the door and walked into the villa.
Taotie let out a pleased smile, rushed into the villa urgently, heading straight to the fridge.
One minute later!
Taotie, embracing a half-drunk 2L keg of beer, reclined on the couch Ge You-style, contently belching, a face full of enjoyment and satisfaction.
In contrast to Taotie’s roughness, Tom was much more gentlemanly, holding a wine glass, sipping red wine slowly, savoring the fragrance as it spread through his mouth.
Fang Xiaocao came downstairs and, looking at them, said, “Xiaozhou’s injury can’t wait any longer, Tom, go take a look.”
Tom nodded, raising his wine glass, “Sure!”
Saying this, Tom stood up.
He prepared to check Wan Xiaozhou’s injuries upstairs.
“Hey, no need for such trouble!”
“I’ll take her to the Blacklist hospital for treatment later.”
“As long as she’s still breathing, I guarantee she’ll be cured.”
Taotie gulped down a large swig of beer and said nonchalantly.
Fang Xiaocao glanced at Taotie and frowned slightly, “Can’t you drink some water instead of beer, don’t you know you’re injured?”
Taotie chuckled, “Heh, it’s nothing!”
Fang Xiaocao gave Taotie a disapproving look.
“Keep drinking, drink up and then go get treated.”
“It’s so dirty in the ancient tomb, aren’t you afraid of infections?”
Fang Xiaocao said displeasingly.
Taotie kept quiet, only giving a sly chuckle.
Taotie knew, Fang Xiaocao was worried about him.
“Tom, after you finish drinking, go to the bathroom, help me wash the new pet I’ve taken in, okay?”
Ignoring Taotie, Fang Xiaocao turned to Tom.
Initially, Fang Xiaocao had wanted Hummingbird to help with Steal Kasaya’s bath, but now that Tom was back, this strenuous physical task was, of course, better suited for a man.
“A pet?”
Tom and Taotie both looked startled.
Both curiously turned their attention to Fang Xiaocao.
“I’ll go see what pet it is!”
Taotie jumped up from the couch, grabbing the beer keg, and raced toward the bathroom.
Seconds later!
From outside the bathroom, Taotie’s shout echoed:
“What the hell?”
“How is this big dumb bear here?”
“Princess Your Highness, your pet has been eaten by a bear!”
Listening to Taotie’s raucous voice, Fang Xiaocao held her forehead, quite helplessly.
“This Taotie guy…”
“Really makes one feel helpless!”
Fang Xiaocao inwardly complained.
The next second!
From inside the bathroom, Taotie’s angry roar resounded, “You wretched beast, have at you with my fist!”
Fang Xiaocao was alarmed, “Taotie, don’t mess around, it’s the pet I’ve adopted!”
Fang Xiaocao hurried toward the bathroom.
Afraid of being too slow, that fool Taotie might turn Steal Kasaya into bear pancakes.
Watching Fang Xiaocao anxiously rush to the bathroom, Tom blinked, a bit baffled.
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“Princess Your Highness, the bear that Taotie knocked a tooth out of, you’re taking it home to raise?”
Muttering to himself, Tom followed curiously.
