Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!-Chapter 493 - 272 My Lord, your maid has arrived! (Subscribe please! Monthly passes, please!)
Chapter 493: 272 My Lord, your maid has arrived! (Subscribe please! Monthly passes, please!)
In the Wild Forest, four Paper People Little Ghosts carried the coffin, while another four Little Ghosts banged gongs and drums, blowing into the suona as they carried the bridal sedan of the Ghost Bride.
Emerging from this Wild Forest.
Outside the forest, by the river, there were people lighting a bonfire, setting up a tent.
Night fishing here.
Two men and one woman, they were a live streaming team.
They were currently live streaming their fishing by the river.
Fishing while also promoting products, selling fishing rods, bait...
"Hey? Here comes another! Wow! Another little grass carp, we really have a good bite tonight!"
While they were chatting, the female streamer pulled up another small grass carp, she removed the fish from the hook, very satisfied with her catch that night.
In the live stream, plenty of viewers were singing praises of the female streamer.
"Damn! Glutinous Rice Sister is on a roll tonight! Catching so many fish? And getting bites back to back?"
"Today’s haul is seriously impressive. I’ve been here since the start of the stream, now there must be at least seventeen or eighteen jin in the basket!"
"Good grief! What a ghostly day today, isn’t it? Glutinous Rice Sister is usually air force material eight out of ten days, how is she catching fish back to back today? Are the fish in this wild river dumb?"
"Glutinous Rice Sister, send me your location after you’re done. Someone who usually catches air is pulling in seventeen or eighteen jin, this river has got to be a feng shui treasure! What, we would catch at least a hundred jin if we came over?"
"LOL!"
...
The female streamer looked at the live chat screen, her face turning green with irritation.
She said, "Don’t get too carried away! Who’s calling me air force? Are you talking about yourselves? Me, air force? What a joke! With the luck I’ve got tonight, I can hardly lift the fish basket! I declare myself the Fishing King tonight, no objections, right?"
Listening to the female streamer’s words.
The live audience: "666666! The Fishing King for sure!"
"The saddest Fishing King’s ever been trolled!"
"Fishing King: Barely over a dozen jin of fish and this woman dares to swindle me? Unbelievable!"
"LOL, tell Batman, we found the Joker! 233333!"
"Speaking of which, streamer, you should be careful fishing outside! It’s 3 AM now, the Yin Energy is at its strongest. You’re by the river too, careful not to run into a ghost!"
...
After that comment appeared, the female streamer saw the reminder about bumping into a ghost.
The female streamer laughed out loud: "Bump into a ghost? Hilarious! You think I scare easily? I grew up watching Lin Zhengying’s zombie movies, okay? I can’t even sleep without a horror movie playing in my bedroom! How could I dare to go night fishing without that kind of courage?
Besides, I’ve been doing this for so many years, night fishing every day. How come I’ve never seen a ghost?"
The female streamer was speaking when suddenly an ear-piercing suona and drumming sounds came to her ears.
A wedding procession emerged from across the river in the Wild Forest.
The female streamer looked at the wedding party from a distance.
She couldn’t help but mutter, "So early to collect the bride? Whose wedding is it? It’s only early morning and they’ve started with the drums and gongs, not afraid of disturbing others?"
The live stream: "Guys, I feel something’s off! What kind of wedding starts at 3 AM with drums and gongs? And this wedding music, sounds too eerie, right?"
"I also feel something’s not right, a bridal sedan in 9026? Could it be a Ghost Bride? Streamer, maybe we should bail?"
"Yeah, this is way too creepy, stop fishing and be careful not to risk your lives."
Looking at the live stream comments.
Many viewers could tell something was amiss.
The female streamer also felt something was off.
But for the moment, she wasn’t panicking.
First of all, she wasn’t alone; her streaming team consisted of three people.
With so many people and strong life force, even if there were ghosts, they probably wouldn’t dare to come over!
The female streamer said, "What’s there to be scared of? There’s a river between us and that sedan, plus, we’ve got the numbers and life force. Even if it’s a ghost, it most likely won’t cross over!"
Before the female streamer could finish her sentence, the next second, the four Paper People Little Ghosts were already carrying the sedan, stepping on the surface of the river, crossing it.
These four Paper People Little Ghosts, with eerie smiles on their faces, joyfully carried the redwood coffin sedan across the water as though floating on the surface.
The Ghost Bride’s procession was headed towards the female streamer.
Seeing that the marriage procession had really crossed the river, and on top of that, walking on water as if floating, the female streamer’s bravado sunk.
Her mouth agape, she exclaimed, "Holy shit, they’re real ghosts!"
The female streamer was stunned.
Humans can’t walk on the surface of the water.
Let alone carrying a large sedan on their shoulders.
These had to be ghosts!
She had seen her share of ghost and horror movies.
But after all, those were just on TV.
She wasn’t afraid because she knew those were made by people.
But now it was different.
In front of her were truly and properly real ghosts!
And they were less than two hundred meters away.
Watching several ghosts heading her way.
The female streamer was truly frightened.
She jumped up from her seat, not caring about the live stream anymore, grabbed her cellphone, and just ran.
Terrified that the ghost would chase after her.
However, in reality, the Ghost Bride had no intention of pursuing her.
In the redwood coffin, the Ghost Bride’s face, pale as death, suddenly opened her eyes.
She had no interest in the female streamer at all.
Her gaze was fixed on the man next to the female streamer.
"A man!"
The Ghost Bride stuck out her blood-red tongue and licked her lips.
Even through the coffin, she could feel the Yang Energy of the man from the mortal world.
She activated her ghost technique, ordering the eight pink-faced Little Ghosts around her to carry the coffin and rush towards the two men next to the female streamer.
The two men saw the eight ghosts with the sedan marching towards them.
