Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!-Chapter 499 - 276 A long racetrack? This female ghost specializes in peak races! (Please subscribe! Vote with the monthly ticket! Second update!)
Chapter 499: 276 A long racetrack? This female ghost specializes in peak races! (Please subscribe! Vote with the monthly ticket! Second update!)
The bus slowly came to a stop.
A few police cars were entirely dumbfounded.
The police officer driving furrowed his brows.
They had thought they were in for a high-speed chase, but who would have thought this female ghost wouldn’t even touch the accelerator, just slamming on the brakes to stop by herself.
The driving officer was somewhat disappointed.
The mission briefing had pumped them up, like a movie trailer.
In the trailer, there were all sorts of gunfights, blood almost splashing onto the screen.
But when they actually went to the cinema, the male and female leads spent the whole time talking about love and splitting hairs, with actual gunfight scenes shorter than taking a pee.
This female ghost, she was somewhat obedient.
The bus slowly came to a stop.
Several police cars directly surrounded the bus.
All the officers got out, looking at the stopped bus.
Though the bus had complied and stopped,
they still didn’t dare let their guard down.
Because inside the bus was a bona fide female ghost.
Her combat capabilities were formidable.
Who knew if she might suddenly rush out and start killing?
Each officer held a talisman in their hand.
Some even held a cup of still-warm chicken blood.
Ready to throw it at any moment.
"Hiss!"
The bus doors opened.
A few officers stood at the bus door.
"Get off!"
They looked at the driver, fearing that the driver might suddenly transform, with a female ghost emerging from his body.
So they had the driver get out by himself.
The driver, still unclear what was going on, asked, "What happened? Did I run a red light? No!"
The driver was baffled.
Looking at the still-baffled driver, the officers didn’t bother with small talk and said, "Get off first! Undergo an investigation!"
The police didn’t explain much to the driver.
They just thought the driver was still pretending.
A female ghost had entered your bus, how could you not know what happened?
Running a red light?
If it were just running a red light, would we chase you with such fanfare?
Facing such serious officers,
the driver said no more.
He just got out of the bus.
The driver’s foot had just stepped out,
and in the next second, as quick as lightning,
an officer had placed a talisman on the driver’s balding forehead.
At the same time, he chanted, "Lord Lao Zi of the Great Monad, grant me your divine tactics. Call upon the Jade Maiden above, gather what is ominous. Climb the mountain to split rocks, wear the Seal. With a canopy on my head, I stand on powerful guardians, supported by six Jia on the left and protected by six Ding on the right.
Before stands Yellow God, followed by Yue Zhang. Divine Master strikes, fearing no heroes, first slay the evil ghosts, then banish the darkness. What god dares to withstand, what ghost can resist?
Hurry, like a law!"
The Xuanmen ghost killing spell was recited by the officer.
Moments later, the talisman on the driver’s balding forehead indeed shone brightly, emitting rays of golden light.
"It worked!"
Several officers were overjoyed.
This Qingyun Mountain talisman was really effective!
Look at this ghost-killing charm, it truly works, it can really kill ghosts!
The talisman emitted golden light, clearly activated.
However, after a while, the balding driver looked at the talisman emitting golden light on his forehead.
He was utterly bewildered.
What were these officers doing? Why were they sticking talismans on my forehead?
Driver: I’m really balding! They couldn’t be mistaking me for a ghost, right?
The driver was speechless.
He just snatched the still glowing talisman off his forehead.
Driver: "Look, have you ever seen a bald ghost? I’m a live human! My hands are still warm, okay!"
The driver didn’t know what else to say.
He didn’t know where these officers had gotten their information.
Indeed, he had encountered a ghost,
but it was subdued by the Taoists on the bus in an instant!
I’m not a ghost, why are you sticking this on me?
The driver took the talisman off his forehead himself, then grabbed a nearby officer’s hand to let him feel his body heat.
The officer was startled.
He had thought this female ghost’s Taoist power was profound, unafraid even of talismans.
But in the next second, his expression turned odd.
Because he indeed felt the warmth of a living person from the driver’s hand.
And the fact that the driver wasn’t afraid of the ghost-killing charm, even tearing it off by himself.
Logically, even the strongest ghost wouldn’t be so calm about removing a talisman from a Taoist Master from Qingyun Mountain.
This really was a living person!
A few officers looked embarrassed: "Ahem, sorry, comrade, it was a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding. We received a report that there might have been a paranormal event on this bus, so we mistook you for being involved in the paranormal. Are you okay?"
The officers were also frightened.
Who could have imagined that although there was indeed a female ghost climbing onto the bus in the video, with even the sound of the ghost’s sinister laughter and scuffling heard.
And now you tell me the driver is fine?
The bus is operating normally?
Who would believe that?
But the fact was right before their eyes, this driver was really completely fine, without a single problem.
Listening to the officers saying they received a report about a paranormal event and mistook him for a ghost,
The balding driver immediately laughed and said, "You’re looking for a ghost? You should have said earlier! There indeed was a female ghost on this bus, come aboard and see if it’s the one you’re looking for!"
Hearing what the driver said, the officers’ expressions grew even more bewildered.
An officer stared at the driver in astonishment: Do you hear what you’re saying?
There’s really a female ghost on the bus, and you’re inviting us to check it out?
Is this for real?
A few officers exchanged looks, feeling their minds weren’t quite up to the task.
Is there something wrong with us or with this driver?
There’s a female ghost on the bus, how did you drive so steadily here?
And still look so relaxed?
Didn’t the female ghost harm you?
Even if she didn’t harm you, aren’t you even a bit scared?
Seemingly understanding what the officers were thinking,
The driver explained: "Don’t misunderstand, I’m not unafraid of ghosts. It’s just that there are experts on this bus. The female ghost you’re looking for was subdued by the experts as soon as she got on the bus. You’ll understand when you see it."
Hearing the driver’s words, the officers were half-convinced.
A few veteran officers boarded the bus and took a look.
At first glance, they were startled by the female ghost.
There, indeed stood a disheveled woman with a ferocious face, dressed in a red wedding dress on the bus.
She looked rather horrifying.
It was like a scene straight out of a horror movie.
But in the next second, as these officers saw who else was sitting on the bus, their initial fear instantly vanished.
Because they saw, next to the female ghost,
sat more than twenty people.
Among these people, more than a dozen wore yellow Taoist robes.
And six or seven were Red Robed Taoists.
The one sitting in the last row, clothed in a golden robe, appeared to have golden fire burning in his pupils.
Their faces were incredibly familiar.
They had the female ghost completely surrounded.
Taoists?
The veteran officers were instantly taken aback.
So this bus was specifically meant to pick up Taoists from Qingyun Mountain!
They finally understood why there was a female ghost on the bus, yet the bus continued to operate normally, and the driver remained utterly unafraid.
Nonsense!
With Heavenly Masters and several Red Robed Taoists on board, with such a lineup, not to mention a female ghost,
even Black and White Impermanence would have to take a detour!
This was purely a national championship match!
This female ghost must not have checked the almanac before boarding this bus.
Before, they were a bit scared of this disheveled female ghost.
But now, they just thought this female ghost... was quite pitiful, look how frightened she was!