MTL - I am a Big Villain-Chapter 291 The old people's counterattack road 3

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According to the original person, I dare not change it too much. I originally proposed to help my parents to cook. It is enough surprise for my uncle and aunt. If he suddenly started cleaning the housework, I am afraid. In the eyes of the superstitious two old, it is time to consider the ghost possession.

So I decided to make a good meal for the time being. I usually have a lunch for my family. As for breakfast, it is usually prepared by Gu Aihong who got up early. If the original body doesn't sleep until the sun goes up, it won't get up. For dinner, as long as it has enough weight at noon, In the evening, just heat up the meals and cook a pot of rice.

If you only want to make a meal every day, you will not doubt the couple.

When they can accept such changes, he will make subsequent changes.

Therefore, calculating the time, when I saw that the watch had been displayed at ten o'clock, I only got dressed and came out of the room. In fact, this time is already too early for the original body. Before that, Because of the day and night code, the other person sleeps until 1 or 2 noon, which is a common thing.

Worried that his son was hungry, often at this time Gu Aihong would put the cooked food into the room, wake his son, watch him finish, and then let him sleep.

The house of the family is an old house more than 30 years ago. The structure of the bungalow, because of the age, coupled with the construction of the grass, was a grass-roots team, the construction structure has some problems, and now it is completely called a dangerous house.

After the birth of the original body, the aided Xinjiang and Gu Aihong paid for the reinforcement of the ceiling of the building, and then renovated the house, built a bathroom that was popular in the countryside.

For the convenience of the son to go to the toilet at night, this bathroom is placed on the side of the original room.

Wearing short-sleeved shorts, dragging slippers, and coming to the bathroom to wash, because the construction time is long, there is no money to rebuild in the middle, the inside of the toilet cover has been damaged in the past ten years, the water tank behind can not be normal For use, only use the water in the bucket placed on the side of the toilet to manually flush the toilet.

On weekdays, Yi Yuanjiang and Gu Aihong did not use this bathroom. They went to the toilet and went to the toilet in the backyard. Until now, the cottage still retains the huts.

The bathroom is also equipped with a gas water heater, but like the toilet, there are also such problems. The fire is slow and the water is weak. In short, a small bathroom is a pile of problems.

From the micro-knowledge, the economic level of the family is clear at a glance.

He took out the original toothbrush and squeezed a toothpaste on it. There was also an enamel cup on the side. It was already painted. There were two toothbrushes in it. The bristles had already been yellowed and blasted. Still not thrown away by the owner of the brush, there is a toothpaste in the cup that has almost become iron, and it has not been discarded by the thrifty owner.

In contrast, the original authentic mug and the new toothbrush are considered to be white and beautiful in this room.

Sighed, he took a sip of water and sipped his mouth, began brushing his teeth, and took it, observing himself in the mirror.

The original five senses are still very good, but unfortunately, because of the lack of light all the year round and the day and night upside down, the original smooth skin becomes rough, the nose and nose of the cheeks are thick and shiny, and there is a huge acne at the tip of the nose. .

The skin color is dull and yellow, the eyes are blue and black, and the lips are also unhealthy. The hair does not know how long it has not been taken care of. The bangs have already covered the eyes and even blocked the line of sight.

Spitting up the foam in his mouth, I feel that I should be thankful that although the original body is a house, but not overeating, at least in the case of such a ruined body, there is no problem such as obesity.

Even so, the status of the original body is definitely not much better. I am afraid that the students who have been in junior high school and high school will not believe that this is the school of their minds.

After finishing his teeth, after shaving his beard and washing his face, he rubbed his cheeks on his cheeks. His skin was red and he looked a bit smudged, and he went to the house.

"嗷呜嗷呜-"

When he came out, it was not long before he got up, and he was enjoying the care of his grandmother.

"Let's have another bite."

Gu Ai-hong sat in the chair, letting Aotian put two front paws on his knees, holding a bowl of mixed rice in his hand and feeding it into the mouth of the dog grandson.

There is a saying that Grandma always feels that you are hungry. I have just given a bowl of rice to Ao Tian, ​​but Gu Aihong always thinks that I can feed a small bowl. The province will not be at home with her boss in the afternoon. The son has forgotten. Give Aotian food.

Who is not a baby, and Ao Tian is very happy to enjoy Grandma’s love, swearing, eating a meal, holding a furry head and licking the old lady, can hide the old man’s eyes and see it as a grandson. .

"Auntie, why are you getting up so early today?"

Seeing his son coming downstairs and feeding his grandson to the last meal, Gu Aihong said with surprise.

Before her son's living habits were not good, she was worried that the experts on TV did not say it, staying up late to cause cancer, even if it does not cause cancer, it is definitely not good for the body.

But the son has a big idea, and he doesn't listen to her at all. Sometimes he advises more and is angry.

The son said, he is now creating, only in the evening, can have the most inspiration, Gu Aihong does not know what the son is actually creating, a creation has been created for four years, but the old lady who has always been a son is not too afraid With my son, I can only condone.

Sometimes, the old lady woke up at two or three in the middle of the night, and saw that the lights in her son's room were on. When I was distressed, I didn't even dare to wake him up during the day. I was afraid that I didn't sleep enough, and the burden on the body was greater. .

Under such a vicious circle, the original body has almost become a nocturnal creature.

This is not, although the ten points are not too early compared to ordinary people, but the old lady is still very happy, and immediately gave her son a breakfast.

It’s just that the rest of the pot of porridge cooked in the morning was eaten by the grandson of the dog. Even the steamed basket of flowers had no half left. Where did the son give it to eat?

"Aotian's appetite is too big, and the breakfast is gone. You wait, Mom will cook a bowl of noodles for you."

Looking at the empty pots, the old lady confessed to feeding the dog grandson so much breakfast.

"嗷嗷-"

晏 天 天 天 天 懵 懵 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天 天

The baby is broken.

Pulling his tail, he proudly headed down to the dog cage in the backyard. It felt that it took a little time to accept this unreasonable world.

"Mom, no, I have lunch right away."

The original living habits are not good, I plan to change it slowly, but because the other party has never eaten breakfast before, now he really does not feel hungry at all, I am afraid that the original body is used to it. Unhealthy lifestyle.

"Yesterday, the pot of potatoes was not fried. In the evening, I specially found a few tutorials on the Internet. Today I will be able to make the potatoes flourish and bright." A look of disobedience, he followed the old lady into the kitchen. Said, pointing to the basket of potatoes on the stove where the tiles were built.

"Moreover, yesterday did not say that I will cook from now on, you will help me to play with me and see my craft."

As soon as he was cooking, he became an interesting thing. Although the old lady worried that her son had cut vegetables and burned his hands, the old woman still agreed in a nervous mood.

Her age is so big, it’s not good to say, there is a case, who is going to cook for them, and then it’s not good to say that the old man is older than her, and the two of them will go first. I can't say it. I didn't care for them. My son was alone. I didn't let him do anything from childhood. How can he take care of himself?

A daughter-in-law is just a good yearning for the two old people. It’s not necessarily true. I’m not sure, now the girls are also raising a good, and people may not be willing to marry to be ready-made nannies.

Now that her son is willing to learn to cook, she should not attack her son's self-confidence.

Under this thought, the old lady actively helped her son to lay hands. When cooking, he also taught him some tips for cooking. Although those little tips have long been remembered, they are listening. When the old lady mentioned it, she still showed a long expression of knowledge.

Today, like last night, it’s still a bit of a singularity, but it’s a lot more than last night, because these dishes have to be eaten at night.

This time, his craftsmanship has improved a lot, at least there is no scorching phenomenon.

"Our aunts are smart, not like you yell at me, live forever, not even a green dish."

In the days of the aided countries, there were very few men who would cook vegetables. At most, he would enter the kitchen to help the wife to make a fire. After installing a gas stove at home, the number of used stoves was even less. He has also entered the kitchen less often.

Now that the times are changing, men will cook, and become one of the symbols of a good man who measures whether he is a family. However, he has helped the elderly in this age, and he has no intention of changing. He would rather help the wife to share some of the land. Live, not willing to learn to cook in the kitchen.

However, the situation of his son is there. He is the same as his wife. He understands the benefits of his son’s learning to cook, and he happily accepts this situation.

After lunch, 晏 aided Xinjiang and Gu Aihong took a break for a while, and then went down to the ground. At home, there was only one person left in the house.

I sorted out the messy room and looked at the computer with the word document open.

The online novel writer, who has never been exposed to such a profession before, has now made him an author who is loved by many readers in this kind of arrest, and obviously not very reliable.

Especially for writing novels, I have to find out my own positioning and audience. He doesn't even know what type of novels are popular now. It seems that there is some sloppyness.

Speaking of it, the original seems to be caught in a misunderstanding.

Before he didn't want to be an author, he was crazy about online novels, and after he wanted to be an author, the heat of the novel faded.

Every time he reads a novel, he involuntarily compares the novel with his own novel, and then nitpicks to find out a bunch of problems from the novel. At this time, it is a dozen times better than others. Ten times the collection, the mentality collapsed like this.

Since then, the original body has rarely read novels, and has not seen the popular novels. He just used the hot topic of popular novels to determine what he wants to write next, and never thought about learning the structure of others. People's novels are popular among readers.

It is never advisable to build a car behind closed doors. The reason why the original body has not been achieved for four years has probably been inseparable from his arrogance and inferiority.

Thinking about it, I closed the word document, opened the website that I wrote the original, and found the best-selling novel in the best-selling list. I began to study it seriously.

Wonderful, wonderful!

It’s another masterpiece of the male squad, and I just watched the beginning, I couldn’t help but immerse myself in the story, and I couldn’t help but make a good applause.

"嗷呜-"

晏 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪 瞪

Immersed in the content of the novel, I swear by the arrogant **** of the arrogant ass, and then lie on the bed with my mobile phone, and my eyes are never removed from the phone.

In the afternoon, I only saw more than one hundred chapters in front, and the latest chapter of this serialized novel has been updated to more than 1,300 chapters. I hope I will spend ten if I want to finish reading this book. The time of the day.

Especially, because I have to learn the rhythm and cool layout of others, I am afraid I will spend more time.

This is just a best-selling article. If you want to touch the preferences of current readers, you should at least look at the cool list of dozens of 20 best-selling charts.

Moreover, I also noticed that the literary genre of the family is a long text of several million words, and some even have nearly ten million words. That is to say, after writing a book, it takes at least two or three years.

And as a newcomer, the long period of hundreds of thousands of words free period, almost no exposure, want to be in the first place, it is difficult to go to heaven.

Many of the authors have come across one book, the entire website, and the original body. For many years, there has been no such thing as a big one.

After licking some sore eyes, I began to think about my current situation. Can he stay for so long, or can the two old people at home be able to accompany him for so long?

The novels that are being watched are directly registered in an author forum called Empty, which compares the business models and audiences of different websites.

At present, there are quite a few well-known stations on the Internet. Among them, the homes and the Green River are the leading websites for the male and female frequencies respectively.

After understanding the survival mode of the authors, he observed the Green River.

Compared with the long free period of the family, Lujiang’s free period is basically kept at 50,000 to 70,000 words for the short period of the article. According to the regular book of 600,000 words, it takes only three or four months to complete a book. time.

Most importantly, Lujiang has support for newcomers. Basically, the first three lists will be able to know the development prospects of the article.

It’s just that Lujiang is a female frequency station. As the name suggests, the main audience is women.

The two websites have advantages and disadvantages, and they suddenly fall into the anxiety of choice.

Finally, he decided to choose which station to open the text after learning the best-selling novels on the two websites.

*****

In a blink of an eye, he has come to the world for more than 20 days. In these 20 days, he finally finished reading his own book list, and made two thick notes, and he has a little bit of experience.

After weighing his own writing style, he finally decided to open a text in Green River. Although it seems strange to run the female frequency station as a male author, it seems strange to be across the Internet. As long as he does not say, how is the reader? Will know his gender.

His character is delicate. In contrast, he feels that the green river wind with long water flow may be more suitable for him.

After determining the writing website, what I want to consider afterwards is the subject matter.

Specifically, I have already got directions, but he has to do some preparatory work. After all, this is his debut.

"Parents, I will go to the town to cut my hair after dinner."

For half a month, my hair was longer. In order not to affect the meal, he even had to tie the hair with rubber bands.

Before because of the entanglement in writing, I didn't have time to go to the town to get a haircut. Now the most annoying thing has dealt with the beginning. He also worked hard to take care of himself.

"This hair is cut, wait for the mom to give you money."

Gu Aihong also reminded his son a few days ago. He saw his son’s initiative to raise it. He would give his son money when he turned his pocket: “Since I went to the town, I went to the supermarket to buy something you want to eat back. Right, now the weather. It’s also hot, I want to eat some ice, just come back from the town to wholesale.”

Such a calculation, when the son came back, it seems that there are still a lot of things to bring, Gu Aihong pushed the husband on the side: "Old man, anyway, this afternoon, you have nothing to do, simply open the electric three-wheeled son to the town, by the way Put the things bought back, yes, the washing powder at home is running out. Look at the supermarket for promotion, buy a bag back, have a cat card, that cost-effective, and sugar, also a pound. There is still a salt home. Before I said that I had radiation, I took three boxes. I don’t know which day I can finish the salt."

The old lady, with her fingers on her fingers, still needs to add enough things at home, for fear of leaking.

"Mom, you and Dad are resting at noon. I will go to the town with three rounds of electricity."

I finally managed to finish the first stage. I didn’t have much rest in the old couple. I don’t want to cut my head because of the fact that I was able to sleep in the middle of the night with my father.

"That can't be done."

Gu Aihong and Yan Yijiang both opposed it. The son would drive three rounds, but it was only opened in the village. There were so many cars in the town. If they were hit, what should I do? No one followed, and I was not at ease.

"I have to meet classmates in the afternoon. If Dad is following, in my eyes, what is the difference between me and a baby who is not weaned? If you insist on following, I will not go."

I just found a reason to see my classmates. God knows how many years the original body has not contacted the classmates. His self-respect is as strong as he knows that he is a joke in the eyes of others, and how can he get together and take his own insults. It.

"Go to see classmates."

Gu Aihong and Yan Yuanjiang took a look at each other and they were excited by the slightest touch.

"In that, you go by yourself, but you have to be careful along the way, as well as washing powder, don't bring it."

Gu Aihong was fortunate that the money that had been sold for two days before the grape had not been deposited, and the son had a rare meeting with the classmates.

The old lady had no food to eat, and when she got back to the house, she began to look for money. She wanted to bring all the money from her home.

"You can't use that much."

He took five red old men from the inside and pushed back the rest of the money.

"You rarely meet with your classmates. If you eat, sing, you will take the initiative to treat you. The feelings are all so connected." Gu Aihong hopes that his sons can bring him, always staying at home is not the case. Ah, if those classmates can lead their son to become extroverted, she will not feel bad for more money.

"No, now the party is aa, if you are a guest, you will be stinking when you are."

The eyelids that are excited and reddish on the aunt's mother are not very good in the heart. It is obvious that the behavior of the other party is one of the reasons for condoning the original body. However, for such an old man, he can not afford to be angry. On the contrary, he will feel To the heart.

In fact, the practice of Gu Aihong and Zhai Yuanjiang is only a microcosm of most parents in the whole world. They can give everything to their children, save their lives and provide the best life for their children. But children may not be able to return this love equally. On their body.

Changed a dress, put the money in the pocket of the jacket, and squatted on the electric three rounds of the house. After coming to the world, he left the house for the first time.

Along the way, many villagers saw him, pointing at him, and he didn't care much. The reputation of the original in the village was already extremely bad.

After half an hour's effort, he came to the town. He stopped the electric three-wheeled car outside a barber shop, locked the wheels, and then walked toward the barbershop.

"You are - 晏 - 晏褚 -"

People really can't afford to recite, but they just refused to accompany their parents to go out with their classmates. As a result, in the barbershop, they really met the original classmates.

Look at him wearing shirt trousers, an elite look, it seems that these years, mixed is very good.

Looking at the other side's flashing sarcasm, I have some headaches. I feel that this time I have a small haircut. 2k novel reading network