MTL - True and False Daughters Joined Forces [Metaphysics]-Chapter 252 fake koi demon
Su Yunshao summed up the examples collected by his friends, and found that the way to realize the wish is relatively simple and easy, and it will be easy to achieve and be fine, and if it is too difficult to achieve, an accident will occur.
The greater the difficulty, the more serious the incident, the most serious is the uncle who died of gastric cancer.
In this case, it's not difficult to catch the troublemaker. You don't need to roam outside and try your luck. You just need to observe your luck, and then forward and make a wish.
Su Yunshao got two pictures of koi, and first forwarded Jinhong's koi to make a wish: [I want pickled fish for supper. 】
The friends are stunned, who forwarded the koi to make such a wish? Rather, it would be strange if the koi demon really helped to realize it.
Su Yunshao made such a wish simply because it was easier to achieve. She didn't have time to keep an eye on her own changes in luck, so she took advantage of this time to use a judge pen to draw the best talisman on her friend's body.
Twenty minutes later, the doorbell rang, and the delivery boy brought a super-sized pickled fish. The box was still hot, and the rice was full.
All the ghosts looked at the pickled fish that no one ordered but received, and fell silent.
A wonderful person made a wish on a wonderful koi, and it came true wonderfully. It's really wonderful.
At this time, Su Yunshao looked in the mirror to observe her luck, and found that it had not decreased much. She was not sure whether it was because the air luck required to deliver a takeaway pickled fish was not too expensive, or she herself was in the process of declining air luck. Hard to observe.
Following that, she retweeted the white fish with black eyes and made a wish: [A small koi fell from the sky. 】
Friends: "…"
It would be even more strange if this wish could come true!
There is a precedent for delivering food with a wish, and they can’t say what will happen this time, and those examples of subsequent incidents have also been realized in the early stage.
Even the most difficult uncle lived for more than two months without any disease or disaster, so they felt that this wish made by Su Yunshao might actually come true.
I just don't know what the price will be.
The little friends watched Su Yunshao meditate and adjust his breath, and continued to draw talismans, feeling uneasy in their hearts.
After finishing the painting, Su Yunshao checked the time again, it was already eleven o'clock.
"It's so late, are you going home or staying here?"
Friends: "Stop!"
The apartment is not big, and they would rather sleep on the floor than go home.
I don't know when Su Yunshao's wish will come true, but it is absolutely impossible to let them go today.
There was a room in the apartment originally, the girls squeezed a little, and the boys took spare bedding to lay the floor in the living room. There was heating in the room, so it was not cold at all, so there was no need to worry about catching a cold.
Yunxiao Yunting Taoyao believed that he was a male, and went to the living room with the boys to make a floor.
The moonlight was like water, the night was quiet, and everyone slept soundly.
At two o'clock, the faucet in the kitchen suddenly turned on by itself, and water came out with a gurgling sound. With a thud, something fell into the water.
It's not loud, but it's still a bit loud in a quiet room.
Qin Jian's urination was awakened by the sound of rushing water. Just as they were about to move, Fu Ye and Bo Xingchen covered Qin Jian's mouth and pulled Qin Jian's hand under the quilt. The three immediately pretended to sleep.
The faucet in the kitchen was closed with a "da", and the sound of water stopped, and then there was a sound like a fish tail swinging and hitting the water.
Qin Jian was really speechless.
You said that you are a koi demon, do you need to be like a ghost? The ghosts in Yun Shao's house are not as ghostly as you are.
Tucao return to Tucao, still nervous.
Even if he knew that there was a mysterious boss sleeping in the master bedroom, many ghosts were sleeping in the beads, and two giant pythons and a peach tree demon in the living room, he still couldn't offset the fear of the unknown.
Huhu—
dong dong—
The room was too quiet, and Qin Jian could hear the breathing of the friends lying nearby, the beating of her heartbeat, and the strange sound of bouncing.
It's like a ball, right? Not so flexible.
It's not like that, right? clack-clack-clack, weird.
Qin Jian almost couldn't hold back her curiosity and looked up.
It wasn't until the sound of bouncing and jumping towards the master bedroom, getting further and further away from him, that he dared to quietly open his eyes and take a look.
Su Yunshao had expected something early. The door of the master bedroom was not closed, which made it easier for the koi monster to jump in.
Maybe it was because he was tired from jumping and couldn't jump high enough, and the sound of the fish tail hitting the floor became more and more frequent.
Qin Jian saw a dark shadow through the slits of her squinted eyes, which looked like a fish.
The curtains in the living room are too dark, blocking the moonlight outside, so that there is not enough light in the room, except for shadows, he can't see anything.
The koi demon jumped into the master bedroom, only then did Fu Ye and Bai Xingchen open their eyes.
Fu Ye: Did you see it?
Bai Xingchen: It's like a fish.
Qin Jian: What a fish!
In the master bedroom, Su Yunshao also discovered the abnormality early, lying motionless on the bed pretending to be asleep, waiting for the koi demon to come in, wanting to see what the other party was going to do.
I just didn't expect that the koi demon who would do such a thing can't even change its shape, and can only jump over in the original shape of a fish.
The road from the kitchen to the master bedroom is about ten meters away, and it is very tiring to jump up and down all the way.
She waited for a long time, and suddenly stopped moving when she heard the koi demon jumping to the side of the bed.
Su Yunshao: ?
Just when she wondered if the koi demon was holding back her big moves, with a "hey-", the koi demon jumped up, slammed into the mattress, and fell off.
Su Yunshao: "..." The bed in the master bedroom is indeed a bit high.
But isn't this koi demon a little too dishy? Can't you jump up so high?
"Bah!" The koi demon was furious, slamming the bed with its tail frantically, "A small bed will also bully me!"
Knowing that this is not a place where you can let yourself go wild and abuse, his voice is very small, which sounds aggrieved.
Soon, the koi demon regained its strength, "Hmm—" After holding it for a long time, it jumped up from the ground and landed on Su Yunshao's stomach.
Su Yunshao: "…"
After being smashed so hard, wouldn't it be strange if you didn't wake up? She has reason to suspect that the IQ of this koi demon is not too high.
Su Tianshi opened her eyes. With her eyesight, she was able to see this koi demon clearly in dimly lit places, not to mention that his whole body was golden and red, exuding a faint golden-red light, it was like a koi carp. .
When she listened to the koi monster jumping outside, her voice was quite dull and firm, and she thought it should be a relatively large fish, but after jumping on her stomach, she slapped a little bigger.
Not to mention, it quite meets the requirements of the little koi.
The koi demon met Su Yunshao's eyes, turned his head and was about to run away, but was caught by Su Yunshao with one hand, and the other hand pressed the light switch on the bedside.
This time, Qin Jian, Fu Ye, and Bai Xingchen, who had been waiting outside for a long time, knew that the matter was a foregone conclusion, and rushed in immediately.
"Let go of me!" The koi demon shook its tail in Su Yunshao's palm, and the little fish tail tapped the back of Su Yunshao's hand, and pea-sized tears fell out of the fish's eyes.
"You bully the fish, are you still human?!"
Su Yunshao: "...I'm not human, are you?"
The koi demon froze, and the fish's eyes revealed disbelief, as if to say: You are reasoning with a fish!
"I'm not a human, but you are a real dog!"
Su Tianshi, who was scolded as a dog in person, smiled and pinched the mouth of the koi monster with two fingers.
The light that lit up woke up Su Yiyi and Pu Ziyue who were sleeping together in the master bedroom. The other boys in the living room were awakened by Qin Jian's movements, and Lei Chuman, Zhao Qinghua, and Gaijie in the second bedroom were also awakened by their voices. , one by one, all concentrated in the master bedroom.
How can the master bedroom accommodate so many people?
Su Yunshao went to the living room holding the koi demon, and all the demons came out to watch the koi demon.
Forced to meet so many lines of sight, each one was like a small light bulb, the koi demon was a little frightened, and stayed quietly in Su Yunshao's palm, no longer struggling.
Seeing it like this, Su Yunshao let go of the hand holding the fish's mouth.
"Tell me, why do you do bad things?"
The koi demon, who had just made up her mind not to speak, immediately repented: "What bad thing have I done?"
Qin Jian pulled out the photos of her buddies, girlfriends and sisters: "She made a wish to get off the list, but you found an invincible big scumbag for her. He cheated on his body and money and cheated his heart. He is not ready to take responsibility. Now he has had an abortion."
Su Yiyi pulled out Yang Sisi's photo: "My friend just wanted to make a small fortune, but he broke his leg."
Xu Dun grabbed the photo of the uncle: "The granddaughter of the uncle made a wish to be cured, and you directly gave him a stomach cancer death."
The little friends are glaring at the koi demon, with so much evidence in front of it, the koi demon must have no room for refutation!
Who would have thought that the koi demon rolled her eyes and sprayed Qin Jian first: "This girl has goldfish eyes, a flat nose, and a big mouth. Not only does she have no self-knowledge, but she also wants to find a rich man with abs of 1.98 meters. The face of being a popular star, she can get all the benefits of daring and affection alone!"
Qin Jian: "..." These sisters are indeed not very good-looking, but isn't it normal to want to have a handsome and rich boyfriend? Think it's not illegal.
"Then you can reject her wish. There's no need to find such a big scumbag as her boyfriend, right?"
The koi demon hummed: "I think this kind of person with eyes above the top should learn a lesson, but I'm not that kind of wicked demon, I've tried my best to make her lucky and meet someone who is more suitable for her. Man, it's her who has to look at her own face, the scumbag she wants to choose, and I didn't force her."
The little friends rubbed their eyebrows and temples with headaches, probably knowing why this girl chose this scumbag.
Now there is a very popular saying called "Three views follow the five senses", as long as the face is good-looking, many things can be forgiven, and if one's own conditions are not good, one can pass by with one eye closed.
They don't know what to say to girls who look too much at face and ignore everything else.
And Su Yunshao has already nodded, indicating that she has placed a mantra invisibly, and everything the koi demon said is true, and did not deliberately harm the girl.
Their momentum went down, and the koi demon knew that it was justified, and the momentum came up. If he had hands, he would definitely be on his hips at this moment, and he was babbling at Su Yiyi like a villain.
"Your friend's family is already so rich. Wouldn't she ask her parents for it if she was short of money? Her fortune was not good, and she wanted to make a fortune. Isn't that a self-inflicted bad luck? Unlucky wrestling, young recovery is fast, and soon will be better."
Su Yiyi was speechless, Yang Sisi felt that she was spending too much money, and she didn't spend it on serious things, so she didn't dare to ask her parents for it.
Forget it, consider it a long lesson.
As for the uncle...
The koi demon looked at Xu Dun and sighed deeply: "How can lung cancer be so easy to cure? I have let him spend the last period of his life without any disease, no disaster, no pain and no pain. Shouldn't he be grateful to me? Where did I do something bad?"
Xu Dun is at a loss for words. Sounds quite reasonable, right?
Su Yunshao flicked the tail of the koi demon, "The uncle himself died without pain, but you know that the advanced stage of lung cancer disappeared after being checked out, and it turned into stomach cancer when he died. This incident has brought a lot to the hospital and doctors. How much trouble?"
The koi demon knew that he was right, the fish's tail drooped down, and the fish's head drooped a little: "Well, then I didn't do it on purpose, how do I know that all the luck in his life will be concentrated and consumed in advance, which will lead to this the result?"
People, demons, ghosts: ? ? ?
"What did you say?"
The koi demon showed a really dead fish eye with contempt: "You are young, your brain is not good, and your ears are not good, hum!"
Su Yunshao pinched the fish mouth of the koi demon with **** again, "He is not a real koi demon, so he doesn't bring good luck to people."
People, demons, ghosts: ? ? ?
Look at the gold and red body of the koi demon, like the body of a real koi, with question marks all over its head: Isn't this a koi?
Taoyao pointed out: "It's not an illusion, it's not an illusion, it's like a disguise."
"You little goblin understands it quite well." The koi demon gave Taoyao an admiring look, and flicked the fish's tail, her golden and red body turned white, and her stature became much larger. Su Yunshao held a hand in one hand. Can't stop, put it on the coffee table.
Taoyao snorted and ignored him.
Illusion is his innate skill. He dares to say that no one is as good as him in this respect, not even Su Yunshao!
People, demons, and ghosts feel even more strange. They are rare white fish.
The fish demon in front of him has a pure white body, but his eyes are pure black black. Two diametrically opposed colors appear on the same fish, which looks very strange.
To be honest, Su Yunshao had never seen this kind of fish before.
"What kind of fish are you?"
The white fish demon snorted arrogantly, "I won't tell you!"
After eating here at Su Yunshao several times, she was finally able to beat her a little bit. The pure white fish tail swayed back and forth happily, patting the coffee table.
With Su Yunshao's rich knowledge of Xuanmen, the friends took out their mobile phones one after another, took pictures of the white fish demon, and asked Du Niang if they were undecided!
They asked the search engine, and Su Yunshao took a picture and sent it to Hades.
It is right to ask the King of Hell if you are indecisive!
Hades replied in seconds: 【It's so late and you still can't sleep? 】
Hades: [Tai Chi Yin-Yang fish, originally a pair, this white one is the Yang fish. 】
Su Yunshao: [Small things can disguise and affect other people's fortunes. What happens to normal Tai Chi Yin-Yang fish? 】
Hades: [No. 】
Hades: [You ask where the yin fish went, the Tai Chi yin and yang fish go in and out in pairs, and rarely separate. 】
Su Yunshao looked at Bai Yu and asked, "Where did the Tai Chi Yang fish and the Tai Chi Yin fish go?"
Taiji Yangyu originally had a little arrogant attitude of "None of you recognize me!", when she heard her mention of Taiji Yinyu, the fish turned red with anger, and slapped the fish's tail angrily: "It's not you guys. Damn human, actually took away the Tai Chi Yin fish!"
Su Yiyi: "Caught for what?"
The Taiji Sunfish became even more angry, and the tears fell on the coffee table, dizzying out droplets of circular water stains.
"Tai Chi Yang is white, Yin is black, you humans actually took her when she gave birth to a weak child, and made her into a pickled fish! I hate you humans the most!"
People, demons, ghosts: "..."
The little eyes couldn't help but glance into the trash can, but he didn't dare to be too obvious to avoid being discovered by the Tai Chi Yang Fish. There was also a takeaway pickled cabbage fish that he wished to the koi demon.
No, it wouldn't be so coincidental, would it?
