MTL - What If I Accidentally Made My Debut?-Chapter 832 Uh, that's it?
Chapter 832 Uh, that's it?
Due to the number of films scheduled, the first film to be released was "Gluttony Crisis".
As a loyal fan of Qi Lin, Bai Doudou also bought a movie ticket for "Gluttony Crisis". After all, it is taboo not to know the opponent!
Unsurprisingly, there are still many people who came to see the premiere. Although all the Internet is shouting to boycott the movie, there are still many fans of Director Zhang and Tom.
They don't care about this, how could they miss the premiere?
There are also some who don’t care, and movie commentators like Bai Doudou, they will also watch the movie when it premieres, after all, this is their job.
Bai Doudou held a cup of milk tea in his hand and looked at the audience around him. The attendance rate was about 80%, which is not particularly high for a premiere.
But considering the events of the previous days, an 80% attendance rate is not bad.
Soon, after the familiar dragon logo flashed, the movie officially started.
The first thing that appears is that the explorer team played by Tom is avoiding the pursuit of the Khitans. It turns out that these people are foreign mercenaries, hired by the country, and come to China to steal the secret recipe of black powder.
They managed to escape the hunt, but they met the monster Taotie again, and after a hard fight, they finally killed the gluttony after two dragons died.
Just as they were relaxing, a rain of arrows fell, and the few who survived hurriedly dodged, only to find out that it was the Great Wall Guards who came.
When Bai Doudou saw the armor of those people, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
Red, blue, green, yellow, what's the situation? According to the five elements?
Bai Doudou said that he can’t appreciate this kind of aesthetics. The armor form can be made according to Tang, Song and Ming Dynasties. Even if it doesn’t follow that style, you can DIY one yourself. What is this colorful thing?
What's more outrageous is that the Great Wall guards were very curious when they saw that they had killed a glutton, so they brought these people back to the base, intending to kill them, and then began to explain the background of the story.
It turns out that the Great Wall is actually used to defend against gluttons. Every six years, gluttons will attack. In order to protect the safety of the people in the Great Wall, these people have guarded here for generations.
When several people were brought back to the base and were about to be executed, Taotie attacked. In the chaos, several people fled, but they did not choose to retreat, but chose to help the heroine resist the attack of Taotie.
When Bai Doudou saw this, Bai Doudou was dumbfounded.
Xindao, what are these people doing for? People are going to kill you, but you don't run away, but go to help others, what is this? Humanism?
He thought this was outrageous enough, but he didn't expect there to be even more outrageous.
The plot continued, and the military strategist discovered that the reason Tom was able to kill Taotie was because he had a magnet on him, so he decided to capture Taotie alive for experimentation.
Then the plot moves forward, the beasts attack, Tom once again chooses to stay and help the heroine.
After a **** battle and the recovery of countless lives, they finally caught a glutton and conducted an experiment. The magnet did indeed have an effect.
But before they acted, they discovered that Taotie was actually a graduate of Lan Xiang. He dug through the Great Wall early, and now he is almost killing the capital.
The heroine was shocked when she heard the words, and decisively took Tom and his party to the capital for rescue on a Kongming lantern.
When Bai Doudou saw this, he was in a dazed state. Xindao, is this thing reasonable? Kongming lantern hey! How do you control the direction, dear?
But then I thought about it, everyone has gluttons, so it’s okay if Kongming lanterns can control the direction?
But the question is how do you kill so many gluttons with a dozen of you?
And soon the director gave an explanation. It turns out that the Taotie has a leader. As long as the leader of the Taotie is killed, the rest of the Taotie will die.
Bai Doudou saw this and understood that the so-called Taotie leader who co-authored is a WIFI, as long as he is killed, the rest of the Taotie will have no signal.
And their method of killing the Taotie King is also very good. They put a bomb on the Taotie they caught before, and then released it.
Then this little glutton must return to the leader of the glutton, and then it can be killed by blowing up!
Bai Doudou was confused again, thinking that this thing doesn't make sense! why? Why did it go back? Because is the signal around the Taotie leader good?
Then the plot was all kinds of killings, and a few extras were killed during the period.
When Bai Doudou saw this, he was powerless to complain, because the few tricks that died were really tricks!
From the beginning to the end, it has no effect at all. First, it has no sense of existence, and second, it does not advance the plot. It seems to show your face for the sake of showing your face, and sacrifice for the sake of sacrifice.
Even when he died, the audience was stunned.
But fortunately, after the hero and heroine were almost dead, King Taotie was blown to death.
But Tom was not with the heroine, but rescued his partner, and embarked on the next trip together, and the movie ended.
Bai Doudou walked out of the auditorium with a dazed expression, not remembering a few words in the small notebook.
She didn't remember any plot at all. I have to say that the special effects of the movie are really good, and the scene looks magnificent enough.
But the plot aspect is really stretching the hips! Only the original "Legend of the Conferred Gods" can compete with it!
Going to see other audiences who came out together, some of them happily lamented the amazing special effects, and the more they watched, the more enjoyable they were.
Another part of the people was as silent as her, and it seems that their thinking should be similar to hers. They all felt that the movie was too much publicized before, and the actual effect was not so ideal.
This made Bai Doudou a little worried, fearing that Kirin Media's "Inception" might also be of this quality!
After walking out of the screening room and buying some snacks at the front desk, she sat in the corner and waited quietly.
Because this movie theater also shows "Inception", but there are only two shows a day.
When she bought the ticket, she calculated the time, and the show would start in half an hour.
Taking advantage of this time, she opened Huapetal.com, wanting to see if there were any comments on "Glutton Crisis".
Click to open it, the first two articles are all praises, Bai Doudou frowned after reading it, thinking, are all the film reviews on Huapet.com so fake now?
She didn't see the real comments until the third article started, and the comments were all within half an hour.
"I'm going, what the **** is this? I feel like my eyes are dirty!"
"What did I do wrong to let you torture me with this kind of thing!"
"Director Zhang, Director Zhang, you won't be guaranteed at the end of the festival!"
"Well, from the special effects, it can be seen that your investment must not be low, but from the plot, it can also be seen that you definitely didn't pay the screenwriter to complete the script!"
After seeing these comments, Bai Doudou was relieved. Fortunately, it was not because of his own aesthetic problems.
The old rules, brothers, there will be plot content next, so skip it if you don’t mind.
(end of this chapter)
