Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 244 - 236 Im Really Just Asking for Directions
Chapter 244: Chapter 236: I’m Really Just Asking for Directions
Chapter 244: Chapter 236: I’m Really Just Asking for Directions
Yi Zheng was shouting with his neck stiffened, but his eyes betrayed a hint of guilt.
Just then, the Chicken King flew over, “Boss, there are people chasing us.”
“Who are they?” Yi Zheng asked.
“A bunch of players, seems like they are shouting something,” the Chicken King replied.
Yi Zheng raised his eyebrows, then followed the Chicken King to the back and indeed, he saw a group of players chasing after Number 1 Newbie Village desperately.
They were shouting something, but Yi Zheng couldn’t hear them.
Without a system translation and just by lip-reading, Yi Zheng was even more clueless about what they were saying.
Kojiro Kitai realized that no matter how much his people shouted, the other party was speeding away, knowing there was a language barrier.
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So, Kojiro Kitai had a stroke of inspiration and asked a nearby player, “How do you say ‘slow down’ in Huaxia language?”
The player shook his head, indicating that he did not understand Huaxia language.
Kojiro Kitai then asked, “Is there any similar phrase that they might understand?”
The player pondered deeply, then suddenly slapped his thigh, “Got it, I heard our adult movies are quite popular over there, telling them to slow down is essentially asking them to stop, right? We can shout… Yameite!”
Meanwhile, Yi Zheng, troubled by what they were saying, then realized he could somewhat understand their lip movements. He mimicked their pronunciation, “Yameite, Yameite… Yame… damn it, these guys are really disgusting! Crush them and keep moving forward!”
The message reached the driver, who immediately reversed direction, and the next moment, Kojiro Kitai saw the running behemoth suddenly stop, and just when he was about to rejoice, the thing charged back at them.
“Damn it…”
And then Kojiro Kitai and his people were crushed into a pulp.
After mowing down those unpleasant folks, Number 1 Newbie Village continued moving forward.
When the players from Evil Horse Island saw that the village hadn’t turned back and had veered off again, they had to send people to chase after it once more.
Yi Zheng, seeing another group chasing after them, this time decided to observe their lip movements directly.
This time, the arriving group clearly wasn’t high enough in level, and not fast enough; they were quickly getting left behind. The leader shouted, “Hayaku!”
Yi Zheng, following their lip movements, repeated, “Hayaku? Hayaku?”
Yi Zheng’s mind flashed through the Japanese movies he had seen and immediately understood their meaning, “Got it, they want us to go faster!”
Then Yi Zheng slapped his thigh, “Understood, they are complaining that we are too slow, asking us to hurry up!”
Yi Zheng then turned around and shouted, “Everyone help move, we need to speed up, our opponents think we are too slow!”
“Roar!”
The rabbits practicing boxing below pulled out carrots and threw them into the air, instantly increasing the speed of Number 1 Newbie Village.
The players behind were fully shaken off, standing disheveled in the wind…
Yi Zheng, with arms crossed, boasted, “Humph, let’s see who dares to say I’m slow now!”
Zi Xing came over, “Boss, we seem to have really veered off course, there’s an ocean ahead.”
Upon hearing this, Yi Zheng quickly flew to the front and indeed, an ocean appeared ahead.
Yi Zheng remembered that the ocean was supposed to be on the other side; if he wasn’t mistaken, he should have encountered the plains where Jiangjing City was located, not an ocean.
That meant…
Yi Zheng’s face turned red, “Looks like we really did veer off course…”
Then, throwing caution to the wind, Yi Zheng declared, “So what if it’s crooked, the Earth is round anyway, let’s change direction and keep running!”
“What about the scheduled battle?” Zi Xing asked.
Yi Zheng nonchalantly replied, “They didn’t even give us a guide, is it that strange for us to get lost? A few days delay won’t kill us, right?”
Zi Xing thought about it and it made sense.
Yi Zheng shouted, “Speed up!”
“Roar!”
The rabbits collectively roared, then changed direction and continued running.
“Sect Master, there’s a big city ahead!” Zi Xing said, “How about we go in and ask for directions? Always running wild, I’m afraid we’ll get lost.”
Yi Zheng slapped Zi Xing’s thigh, “Suddenly I feel like you do have a brain.”
Then Yi Zheng turned around and told the driver, “Slow down, let’s go in and ask for directions!”
Upon hearing this, the driver quickly slowed down, and Number 1 Newbie Village came to a screeching halt, lightly colliding with the city walls of the large city, barely stabilizing itself but causing some cracks on the city walls in the process.
At that moment, the eyes of Yi Zheng, Zi Xing, Zi Gong, Zi Lu, and the others on the hill suddenly lit up!
Zi Gong excitedly said, “Boss, people, people! Real people!”
Zi Lu said, “Boss, there are players in this city!”
Yi Zheng was also shocked. Although they had overrun several cities before, the players inside had always escaped early, and they hardly ever saw any players.
This time, there were actually players in this city!
Yi Zheng said, “Everyone, don’t get excited, calm down! We came to ask for directions…”
Everyone nodded obediently, seemingly understanding.
But in the next moment…
The Demon Cannons on the giant city began to glow with stored energy!
Then a hundred seventh-tier Demon Cannons fired simultaneously. Although they couldn’t destroy the Five Elements Sealing Dragon Plate, they were enough to blast a big hole in it.
Yi Zheng and the others had already seen this kind of effect when attacking other major cities, so they were mentally prepared and not surprised.
The Rabbits were even more relaxed, waiting for the gaps between the recharging of the Demon Cannons. The moment the cannonfire ceased, Yi Zheng said, “Who will go ask for directions?”
“I’ll go!” Zi Gong was the first to rush out, leaping through the hole blasted by the cannonfire.
Zi Lu followed up, “Zi Gong, you come back, I’ll go!”
The others also followed, shouting, “Zi Gong, you come back, I’ll go!”
This in itself was nothing unusual, but the real point was that their loud voices, from several kilometers away at the foot of the mountain in the great plains where wild monsters were practicing boxing, made the monsters’ ears twitch—they actually heard them!
Then one rabbit shouted, “Brother near the mountain, what are they shouting about up there?”
The other rabbit responded, “Seems to be Zi Gong!”
A gust of wind passed, and the voice scattered, making it unclear on the other side.
So the second rabbit relayed, “Seems to be Zi Gong.”
The third continued, “Seems to be an attack.”
The fourth continued, “The boss said to attack.”
…
By the tenth rabbit, it had become, “We are being attacked by the Demon Cannon, prepare to siege the city!”
…
By the twelfth rabbit, they directly shouted, “Attack the city!”
Then everyone boiled over, cheering and chanting, “Attack the city!”
What followed was a blanket of rabbits, wild boars, wolves, groundhogs, snakes, chickens, and such, all transforming, unfolding their wings, and surging toward the breach…
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded, afraid that these guys would mess up, and quickly reminded everyone not to forget the main task: “Ask for directions, ask for directions! Don’t forget to ask for directions!”
Then the Groundhog King shouted, “Watch the road, watch the road! Don’t crash into the wall!”
Yi Zheng: “Your mother, can’t you see? Not only are your eyes blurry, your damn ears don’t work!”
Then Yi Zheng saw some blind groundhogs crashing into the light curtain, eventually sliding down it…
The players in the city were also bewildered. Who could have expected that the Five-Colored Divine Mountain, which should have been battling the main forces of Jiangjing City across from the narrow island, would suddenly appear before them!
What made them even more despairing was that the Divine Mountain had just been blasted open with a few big holes, and before they could even cheer, a flood of rabbits, wild boars, wolves dressed in suits emerged from those holes. Then came a sky full of carrots bombarding down, starting a massive bombing!
There was no prelude at all, everything came so suddenly!
At the same time, the sounds warning of the rabbit’s attack rang in their ears, frantic and urgent…
“Weren’t they supposed to go to Jiangjing City? How did they end up here?!”
“Help!”
“Blimey!”
The players ran desperately everywhere, but the monster attack left the teleportation array shut down; they had nowhere to escape!
The Confucian Sect’s army, having conquered several cities in a row, was very proficient in siege tactics, quickly blocking all four city gates, encircling from all sides, executing carpet bombing, carpet demolition, carpet cleanup of bodies. Marching through, a major city was dismantled in just half a day.
The point was, not a single body was left on the ground!
Having collected the resentment, with the city nearly done and the players almost completely slaughtered, Yi Zheng finally old and weary, shook his head, wobbling along, casting a look of disappointment at his own rabbits, then flew above the Resurrection Point.
Inside the Resurrection Point, countless players looked woefully at Yi Zheng.
Someone cried out, “Why? Weren’t you supposed to go to Jiangjing City for a decisive battle?”
Yi Zheng, a bit embarrassed, scratched his nose and said, “Uh… actually, we didn’t come to slaughter the city.”
“Then what did you come here for?” a player asked.
Yi Zheng scratched his head, saying, “Uh… I mean, we actually got lost and came to ask for directions, do you believe me?”
At that moment, there was dead silence in the heavens and the earth!
The hundreds of thousands of players at the Resurrection Point looked at Yi Zheng with a ‘you must be kidding’ look.
Yi Zheng pointed to the big rabbits beside him and said, “If you don’t believe me, you can ask them, did I not tell you to go ask for directions?”
After saying that, Yi Zheng smacked a carrot on Zi Gong’s face.
Zi Gong said, “Yes, it was to ask for directions, but somehow, I don’t know how, we just started fighting.”
Zi Lu pointed at his own hand and whispered, “This, it was the hand that moved first, I didn’t mean to fight.”
The hundreds of thousands of players from Evil Horse Island were on the verge of breaking down, with one girl leaping up, screaming and pointing at the ruins around, “Is this how you ask for directions? Does your family demolish others’ homes before asking?”
Yi Zheng awkwardly said, “Well… how to say it, mainly, we’re new to this asking for directions business and still not very familiar with the process.
In the meantime, we are too proficient in demolishing and plundering cities.
It’s an occupational hazard, you understand?
Um… it’s just the occupational hazard acting up.
Seeing a city and not dismantling a couple of bricks feels itchy.”
The players’ faces were filled with aggravation and frustration!
Then, Yi Zheng, delighted, collected a huge wave of resentment.
Hundreds of thousands of players internally roared: “This rabbit is too damn infuriating!”
Yi Zheng coughed and said, “Back to the main point, ladies and gentlemen, please, how do we get to Jiangjing City?”
