Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 268 - 258 Mutual Brushing Revised
Chapter 268: Chapter 258: Mutual Brushing [Revised]
Chapter 268: Chapter 258: Mutual Brushing [Revised]
Liu Fei’s lips trembled, and she repeatedly picked up and put down a pigeon, muttering to herself, “That’s too much, you guys are too much!”
Just then, Yi Zheng appeared and yelled at Zi Xing, “Zi Xing, you guys are too much! Torturing us like this, you have no respect for me and Heroine Liu!
I’m punishing you by not allowing you to eat dinner!”
At that moment, Liu Fei saw the dead Rabbit followed by a group of big rabbits, groundhogs, chickens, snakes, and whatnot marching on the tables holding wine jars, loudly proclaiming, “Can drinking also fill us up? We won’t return until we’re drunk tonight, I’m showing off for everyone!”
And with that, he downed a whole jar of wine in one gulp.
Liu Fei’s face turned dark, “Is this supposed to be a punishment?!”
Just when Liu Fei thought these guys were hopeless and bound to doom themselves eventually, the Rabbit finally jumped out and loudly scolded Cao Zhengchun, “Old Cao, don’t you guys go too far! No more recruiting from now on!”
Liu Fei, who had given up all hope, suddenly perked up a bit, thinking, “Is this Rabbit going to turn over a new leaf?”
But then she heard the Rabbit shout, “If we recruit any more, we’ll have too many! Leave some spots for me, I want to bring in a couple of people who catch my eye.”
Liu Fei almost spewed blood, grabbed the wine jar from Yi Zheng’s hands in frustration, threw down a gold coin, and walked away.
Watching Liu Fei’s disheartened figure and looking at the gold coin in his hands, Yi Zheng couldn’t help but admire this stubborn woman with strong principles.
So angry she could vomit blood, yet she still remembered to pay for the wine.
Liu Fei ran off into the distance and shouted, “Damn Rabbit!”
Then, she threw back her head and started drinking.
Yi Zheng thought her drinking ability was decent, but after one gulp, she immediately fell flat.
To this, Yi Zheng could only shake his head, “Just here?!”
Then Yi Zheng snapped his fingers, and Zi Xing ran over excitedly, “Sect Master, what do you need?”
Yi Zheng pointed to the drunken Liu Fei in the distance, “Do it quietly, and throw her out for me.”
“Got it!” Zi Xing immediately called over the Skeleton King, and then the two sneaky fellows tied up Liu Fei’s arms and legs with rope. Like slaughtering a pig in the village, they stuck her onto a pole and ran out of Newbie Village in a flash…
Meanwhile, Yi Zheng closed the sect gates and activated the Mountain Protection Array, not believing that Liu Fei could run back in and rant at him with the array in place.
“Finally, some peace!” Yi Zheng contentedly went back to continue his drinking.
Now, the Confucian Sect had recruited a total of 8990 disciples, with only 10 spots left. He was already considering whom to allocate these remaining spots to.
Just then, the Groundhog King ran over and said, “Boss, a group of players from the Vermilion Bird Gang have arrived outside, wanting to discuss something important with you.”
Yi Zheng gestured for them to come over.
Soon, Madman, Fang Ling, and others arrived in front of Yi Zheng.
Looking at the rabbit in front of them, holding a wine bottle and burping, Madman and others couldn’t help but bitterly smile, never imagining that they’d be defeated by such a rabbit.
Madman stepped forward and said, “Madman pays his respects to the Confucian Sect Master.”
Yi Zheng glanced at Madman, “Don’t beat around the bush, just say it, what do you want to do?”
Madman looked at Wang Mingchen, who gave a slight nod, then Madman got straight to the point, “I want to bring our four million Vermilion Bird Gang members to join the Confucian Sect!”
“Pfft!” Yi Zheng spat out his wine all over Madman’s face.
Madman didn’t get angry but just quietly waited for Yi Zheng’s reaction.
Yi Zheng asked, “Are you sure?”
“Sure! Just give the word, and the Vermilion Bird Gang will be merged into the Confucian Sect,” Madman declared.
In the distance, Liu Fei sat up again, her eyes showing less of supervision and more curiosity, curious about what the Rabbit would do. However, deep down, she already had the answer; she believed, the Rabbit would definitely agree.
But then she heard the Rabbit say, “Err… no, we’re not taking them.”
“Why?” Yue Wei asked eagerly.
Yi Zheng took a sip of his wine and nonchalantly said, “The spots are full.”
Madman and others were immediately stunned in place.
They already knew Yi Zheng was keen on recruiting everywhere, and they thought the Rabbit would finally open up recruitment; instead, there was still a limit on numbers, which was totally beyond their expectations.
Madman wanted to say something, but Yi Zheng said, “Don’t think too much, we’re currently not interested in slaughtering cities. We are the Confucian Sect, the peaceful kind.”
Madman and others gave a bitter laugh, not believing a word from this dead rabbit.
Madman asked, “Is there really no other way?”
Yi Zheng thought for a moment then said, “Not necessarily, I could kill you guys to reach Level 41, upgrade the sect to tier 4, and then we could accommodate more people. How about you guys go back, and I’ll come to slaughter a city in a couple of days?”
Madman and others: “…”
“Okay!” Just then, Wang Mingchen shouted.
Yi Zheng was stunned; he had just mentioned it offhand and didn’t expect them to agree.
He looked bewilderingly at Wang Mingchen, “You… sure?”
Madman and others also looked at Wang Mingchen, frantically signaling silently.
Wang Mingchen, however, smiled confidently, “I’m sure, but we have a condition.”
Yi Zheng asked, “What condition?”
Wang Mingchen replied, “Our people let you kill them once, but during the siege, you have to let us win.”
At this, everyone’s eyes brightened up.
Yi Zheng also perked up a lot, thinking, “Isn’t this just the legendary mutual leveling?”
Yi Zheng had this idea too, but he didn’t expect the players to bring it up first.
When a player dies, they lose half their Experience Value.
But defending the city successfully directly increases their level by one.
If both sides level up quickly, doing it several times a day is no problem.
Once the players were up for it, Yi Zheng could harvest the chives, the four million chives providing enough Experience Value for Yi Zheng to level up.
After a few rounds, would Level 41 still be a problem?
As for whether the players might have second thoughts halfway, Yi Zheng didn’t care at all; he believed they wouldn’t dare!
Thus, Yi Zheng said, “Agreed!”
The Madman and others hadn’t expected Yi Zheng to actually agree to mutual leveling, and they were overjoyed at the moment.
The Madman stood up and said, “Thanks for making this happen, Sect Master! I’ll show you my appreciation first!”
Then the Madman picked up a jar of liquor and started drinking.
Fang Ling also stood up and generously said, “Me too!”
“Me too!” Yue Wei shouted.
Evil King didn’t speak but started drinking directly.
Zhang Mei, Yu Qing, Congxue, Young Master Zeng, Chen Chuanwen, and others also raised their liquor jars one after another.
Yi Zheng didn’t hesitate either, also raising his jar and shouting, “Drink!”
After three rounds of drinks, the Madman and others were already staggering, each one hugging a Rabbit and howling.
The cigarette smoker grabbed a Rabbit and yelled, “You guys are so damn ruthless, you once smashed my head into my chest. You don’t know, man, that feeling was freaking amazing.”
Then that Rabbit very righteously smashed his head back in, and everyone around burst into laughter.
Congxue, hugging Chicken King with one arm and pulling Snake King with the other, yelled, “It was you two back then, one grabbing me, and the other tickling the sole of my foot. Not okay, today we must drink two big jars!”
Then Congxue handed two jugs of liquor to the chicken and the snake, each blissfully accepting, one pinning Congxue down while the other poured into her mouth.
Chicken King spoke with utmost seriousness, “Human customs sure are peculiar!”
Snake King nodded, “Indeed peculiar…”
Congxue exclaimed, “MMP!”
…
Everyone was drunk except for Yi Zheng.
Although he drank a lot, his attributes were just too strong; that amount of alcohol simply couldn’t make him drunk.
At the same time, Yi Zheng was also preoccupied.
He had mentioned before how uneasy he was about the Beast Players from the Underground City.
His sense of crisis was stronger than anyone else’s…
Although his attributes were monstrous, who could guarantee that on the other side of the world there wasn’t someone else just like him, breaking some of the game’s rules, growing stronger along the way?
Who could assure that none of those Beast Players had gotten their hands on something like a Subdivine Artifact?
Having witnessed the terror of a Subdivine Artifact, Yi Zheng still felt a lot of pressure.
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“I must become stronger!” Yi Zheng clenched his fist, roaring inwardly, his expression extremely solemn at this moment.
…
Meanwhile, in the forest, an angry female roar erupted, “You damn Rabbit—!”
Then many other voices in the woods responded, “You’re right!”
Liu Fei was startled, not expecting to find so many kindred spirits here. That Rabbit indeed was a big troublemaker.
…
As dawn broke and the breeze cooled, a massive army of Wild Monsters rushed out of Newbie Village No. 1, heading straight for Vermilion Bird City.
At the same time, large numbers of players also emerged in Vermilion Bird City, but these players just stood on the city walls, almost naked without any equipment, except for a few shy girls who wore some low-level whiteboard armor from the shop for modesty.
As the army of Wild Monsters approached, following the order from Zi Gong, the total commander, the next moment, the army began to attack the city.
The familiar system prompt sound rang out, but this time the players in Vermilion Bird City were no longer panicked but greeted the attacking monsters with smiles, occasionally commenting on which Rabbit was fat, which Rabbit was tall, which chicken’s feathers shone the brightest, and so on…
As Bomb Chickens dropped their Carrots, raising them to the city walls, either smashing their heads into their chests or ripping them in half, the players instinctively cursed, “Man, that strike was freaking vicious!”
After they resurrected not long after, they heard the system prompt them that they had successfully defended the city, but since they made no contribution to the defense, they only got the reward of leveling up by 1, nothing else ensued.
Then the whole city cheered, howling and shouting for more!
However, Yi Zheng encountered trouble; the system notified them that they could only launch one siege on the same city per month.
This restriction really frustrated Yi Zheng.
Previously all his sieges were done in one go, and he had never had to repeat an attack on a city, so he genuinely didn’t know about this rule.
Yi Zheng was frustrated, and so were the Madman and the others. Once a month, if they went all out on leveling, they could roughly earn half of the Experience Value in a month. This didn’t seem like much of a gain!
