This Life, I Will Be the Protagonist-Chapter 645: Divine Game – Chaotic Blocks 36
[Winter Sea · Frenzied Shark]: You guys are in the same theme park as BS-Rita? Which one?
[Black Spring · Mud Bears]: March.
Mistblade had just finished laughing at Maple Syrup and was about to close the chat window to focus on the game when she saw Frenzied Shark's message—and she couldn't resist chiming in.
[Lania Kaia · Mistblade]: Did you try inviting her to your park just now?
[Winter Sea · Frenzied Shark]: Yeah. But she ran.
Mistblade: …
She was starting to piece together what the hidden easter egg might be.
As she bent down to casually scoop up some Blocks near Rita, she "happened" to drift closer and ask, "That hidden easter egg… was it about visiting three different theme parks?"
Rita glanced at her divine fox and asked, "Do you really want to know?"
Mistblade: …
Mistblade stormed off in frustration.
Now both Mistblade and Frenzied Shark were in mental ruins.
After seeing Mistblade's "Did you try inviting her to your park?" message, Frenzied Shark immediately understood what had happened.
Those forced-invite tickets were rare, okay? You wouldn't ask a question like that unless you had one yourself.
And considering Mistblade had been having a full meltdown earlier in public chat over the reshuffle...
What wasn't clear now?
All of this, because BS-Rita just had to stir up trouble.
He wasted a precious invite ticket, stood around like a fool for ages, and got cursed by BS-Rita on top of that…
He thought she didn't dare come—turns out she'd just already peaced out to another park.
…
Round 17.
One of the treasure chest players used a skill that made the entire ship shudder like a shaken tablecloth. Every player was thrown off the deck violently.
No one could dodge it—not through strength, balance, or evasion. Everyone was hit. The moment their bodies left the ship, they were forcibly suspended in mid-air.
Rita was on that ship.
She and even her shadow clone were suspended. She couldn't even use her shadow to haul herself back on board.
And the moment she saw everyone weightless, Rita knew exactly what the chest player was planning.
But she didn't panic—because she still had a skill she'd borrowed with Repay:
"I Refuse" (SSS): Rewinds your status to 10 seconds prior. Regains all that was lost.
She'd seen it in action earlier—when a chest used it, their lost Blocks instantly returned.
She hadn't even waited for her previous borrowed skill to expire before snatching I Refuse with Repay.
Rita let herself be penalized for leaving the ship—teleported midair and frozen for five seconds.
Maybe her gameplay had made her too much of a target, but the chest player zeroed in on her hard.
Four seconds in, the chest rushed over and blasted her and several crewmates with an AoE, quickly scooping up their dropped Blocks.
At second five, they'd already made their escape.
At second six, all players were unfrozen. Rita included.
—"I Refuse."
Several Blocks vanished from the chest player and returned to Rita's body.
The chest player noticed immediately, whipped around, and shouted something obscene at her.
Rita: "What'd she say?"
B8017913: "Very rude. You sure you want to hear it?"
Rita: "Nah. Thanks though."
…
The moment the game ended, Rita finally relaxed for the first time.
[Star Pirate Ship Block Leaderboard]
1. BS-Rita – 233 Blocks
2. Lania Kaia · Mistblade – 118 Blocks
3. Verdant Whisper · Windrush – 89 Blocks
Rewards:
1st Place: Free Game Ticket (1/1)
2nd Place: +3 Blocks
3rd Place: +1 Block
Bonus:
Because BS-Rita ranked in the Star Pirate Ship Global Leaderboard, her reward was upgraded.
Congratulations to BS-Rita!
Reward: Transfer Ticket x1
Current Leaderboard Rank: #1 – 233 Blocks – Game Rating: 99
Rating based on game performance, player strength comparison, and total Blocks earned.
Reward: Limited-Edition Star Pirate Ship x1
Note: If knocked out of the Top 10 before game end, the reward will be revoked.
A sleek, white, oval-shaped Block materialized in front of her—Transfer Ticket.
Transfer Ticket: Use to transfer to another theme park. Cannot be used to transfer to a lower-difficulty park than your starting park. Usable only during game hours 6–12.
As she hopped off the pirate ship and reached the exit, a miniature version of the Star Pirate Ship floated over.
It had a row of pilot seats, a wooden steering wheel, and a barrel like the one on the main ship. Perched on the barrel was a tiny Block version of herself with flaming wings.
[Chaotic Blocks · March Star Pirate Ship]:
Game reward. Non-tradable, indestructible, cannot be dropped. No special effects or stats. Can be miniaturized into a keychain.
(Belongs to: BS-Rita)
Rita climbed aboard. The ship adjusted itself to her perfect size automatically.
Resting one hand on the side, she turned to Mistblade.
Mistblade raised a hand before she could speak. "Don't. Talk to me."
Rita looked up at the sky and mused aloud, "Hmm… Should I drive the bumper car today, or fly the pirate ship?"
B8017913, translating into Moon Fox language, started sweating, afraid Mistblade might blow up.
And then, as if on cue, a bumper car rolled to a halt beside her. Nivalis leaned on the door, mimicking Rita's pose and said:
"Use the car on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The ship on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays."
"What about Sundays?"
"You can ride a dragon."
The two of them burst into laughter, wiggling around in their vehicles like kids hopped up on sugar.
Mistblade and the nearby players: "…"
Some were genuinely envious of not understanding Moon Fox language.
Verdant Whisper · Windrush pointed at BS-Rita and asked Mistblade, "She's the one you invited here?"
Mistblade's cryptic earlier message had clearly been deciphered by more than just Frenzied Shark.
Mistblade: "…Yeah."
Windrush: "Can you send her back?"
Mistblade: "…"
So what was the point of all that? Helping BS-Rita unlock her hidden achievement?
Rita hopped off the pirate ship, shrank it down, and stored it away.
Then she jumped into the bumper car, gave Mistblade a wave, and took off with Nivalis.
She needed to eat—badly. After an intense battle like that, her stamina was down to 31.
While riding, she let B8017913 out and had it return to its Block-person form.
They'd need it again soon to order food.
