MTL - The Strategy of Washing Clean a Slag Shou - Chapter 10

Police officer, would you believe me if I say this is an Iyashikei game?

Sam crosses to a new planet that is completely magical. He discovers that humans can have superpowers, and monsters also inhabit the planet. Humans continuously fight these monsters to protect themselves and their world.Unfortunately, Sam, who just arrived on the planet, lacks the potential to become powerful and doesn't possess any shortcuts to gain strength quickly. As a result, he resigns himself to living an average life and tries to avoid danger.However, everything changes when he graduates from the academy. He receives an invitation from his former academy to become a teacher, and simultaneously, he awakens the Teacher system.Now, on this perilous planet, if he desires to become powerful, he must accept students and empower them. Only when his students become strong will he gain strength himself. Join his journey to become the greatest teacher.

I was left paralyzed with only a month to live, but that “9-inch” part of me was still hard as a rock. Even the sickly beautiful schoolgirl couldn't resist my “pecker,” and to fulfill my dying wish, my sister even dressed up as a lady in black stockings to teach me how to “drill.” What's more outrageous, the hospital nurses wanted to make a little movie with me, lining up with the head nurse at the front...Just after coming out of the emergency room, I saw the system panel:Name: Ethan JonesGender: MaleLength: 9 inchesSkill: Hard as a Rock LV1Note: Peak human hardnessDying Wish: To caress auntie's sheer black stockingsTask Reward Points: 1000 pointsDespite my strength and stamina attributes being only at 1, and my agility at 0, only my “pecker” could lift the heavy blanket while doing squats. My face was full of question marks—what kind of bug is this system? Just because I like looking at auntie's legs, did it give me such a special skill?Now, I have no choice. I must complete tasks to earn points and add attribute points.However, the story actually begins 12 hours earlier...

After transcending to a new world, Ye Xuan miraculously obtained the Swallowing System.

Not only could it swallow everything (wink wink nudge nudge), it could also extract bloodlines, martial arts, godly weapons, medicinal pills, treasures…

“This (beer) is way too strong! Don’t challenge me! Do you believe that I can’t swallow your divine swords?”

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