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... u want to say?”

“If there is something you want to say, just blink your eyes.”

Mrs. Thompson immediately blinked.

Elena became very excited and continued, “Are you thirsty then?”

Mrs. Thompson tried hard to keep her eyes open.

“Or are you hungry?”

“Do you need to pee?” “Or maybe you need to poop?”

Mrs. Thompson: .

Other than eating, it was all about pooping!

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