COMEDY

“Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough.”This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds.Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: “Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!”

After the battle, the beautiful senior sister shyly raised her face in front of you and slowly closed her eyes. At this time, you…[Choice 1: Kiss her lips gently. Reward for completion: Thousand Leaves Wonder (Earth Grade, High Tier)][Choice 2: Kiss her on the forehead. Reward: Sword of Yin Yang (Earth Grade, Low Tier)][Choice 3: Hug her. Reward: Netherworld Treasure Scales (Black Grade, High Tier)][Choice 4: Say it as fast as you can: Senior Sister, what are you doing? Are you trying to seduce me? You’ve only fought with me once and want to be my girlfriend? Are you sure? Ah, do I go too far? But actually, I’ve always treated you as my sister. I’m sorry. Completion reward: Randomly basic attribute points+1]Eh? The choice this time was too simple. Of course, it was four.

[From the Author of Author's POV...]Emotions are like a drug to us.The more we experience them, the more we become addicted.The hardest part is not letting them consume us.But it's already too late for me.I've already been swallowed whole.***I had no knowledge of the game.I was meant to have died.And yet, I found myself in this situation.A game I had never played before. A character I was unfamiliar with, and... A world that seemed to want to swallow me whole with every move I made.What the hell is going on?...and who am I?

“Three years into Qin Yu’s marriage, his wife and in-laws all hated him.On a fateful day, he found out that his wife was cheating on him, and she chased him out of their house.Just as Qin Yu was completely devastated, the daughter of the prestigious Yan Family of Jing City came to him. She handed him his father’s will and a contract of his and her marriage.Years later, whenever people talked of Qin Yu, he was either the Holy Healer, Master of Martial, the Apex Cultivator, and more.Qin Yu had become the strongest legend that had ever existed.However, Qin Yu denied all the praises, saying that he was a man that loved his wife a lot.”

# FAMILY LIFESu Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding.When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. “Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?”“Either.”“I captured a husband for you. He’s a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You’ll definitely like him!”“Then, what’s the good news?” she asked in a daze.Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words.“The good news is that you don’t have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!”After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!

A youth who obtained a life simulator, with the help of the simulator, began his journey as a mundane martial artist and reached the pinnacle, explored immortality, pursued godliness, opening up a path for all beings, and finally became a founder of the Great Tao.【Fifty in the Great Tao, Forty-Nine Heavenly Paths, one escapes! Therefore, all things in the world have a thread of life!】At sixteen: You broke through to a Ninth-grade Martial Artist, thus deterring all ill-intentioned enemies.At two hundred: You shattered the confines of heaven and earth, unlocked your Divine Hidden body, and certified the Path of Human Immortal.At three hundred: You comprehended the natural world, and certified the Heavenly Immortal Way.At seven hundred and eighty-six: You validated Immortal Path five times, ascended to heaven in one step, and certified the position of Dao Monarch....After countless simulations,【You paved the Immortal Path for all beings and were revered as the founder of the Great Tao.】

She was an unprecedented assassin, a trump card deadly agent, but transmigrated through into Ye City’s number one prodigious good-for-nothing young miss. I am an ugly woman? I will break out from my cocoon into a gorgeous butterfly that will blind your snobbish eyes! I am useless piece of heap? Lightning in my hands, I will smite you to a well-cooked crisp! Her greed and lust for money had no end. She is lewd to the core with no bottom in sight, sworn to have love fortunes blossom all around her. However, a certain someone holding a blade in the left hand and a sword in the right hand began cutting those love fortunes one by one! The person smiled with perked brows, “Little Ninth, it looks like I have to let you become occupied!”

Rumor had it that Xaviera Evans had a weak constitution—a sickly beauty. Rumor had it that she spent a fortune every day on medications—eating them like candy. Rumor had it that ten servants waited on her by her bed every day—a burden to everyone. They were all waiting for the Evans family to toss Xaviera Evans back to the countryside and leave her to fend for herself.Xaviera Evans: “They’re all saying that I’m weak and can’t take care of myself. Apparently, I spend money recklessly as well.”She looked down at her tattered shirt and was exasperated.Xaviera Evans: “Are you saying that this wealthy family lets their daughter wear tattered clothes every day?”The Evans family’s rich daughter? She had enough! She would not be it anymore! Therefore…Scumbag guy: “Without the Evans family, you’re nothing.”Xaviera Evans: “If I’m kicked out of the Evans family, I’ll be done for.”Scumbag girl: “Sis, don’t be too disappointed. As long as you work hard, you’ll be praised one day.”Xaviera Evans: “Shut up, I don’t know a traitor like you.”The scumbag guy and girl: “???”Rumor had it that the Mamet family’s youngest son, Caleb Mamet, rashly married a woman who had nothing but looks.Xaviera Evans: “Is someone looking down on me?”One day, Xaviera Evans saw one of Caleb Mamet’s employees racking his brains over a series of numbers on the computer screen. Since she was free, she lent a hand.Did she just crack the firewall created by the joint efforts of top elite hackers?!Caleb Mamet inched closer with every step. “Xaviera, what else are you hiding from me? Hmm?”Xaviera Evans: “Oh, no! I feel dizzy again! I’m so weak. This body of mine is just too weak!”

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TianLong was born an orphan. He led his life in misery while out ofnowhere, he chanced upon a Death Note, killing his only enemy who wasthe cause for his misery. After a series of planning and action, hemanaged to cross worlds together with his Death Note.Hehas no attachments regarding Earth. He has no grand sense of justice,but just follows his heart and does whatever he thinks is right. JoinTian Long in his journey to become the Divine Emperor of Death in theCultivation World.

A teenager named Evan Mason was reincarnated into the magical world of Harry Potter and goes to school at Hogwarts! With only his knowledge of the future and great talent for magic, he takes the path towards the top of the magic world, only to realize that ever step he took, changed everything!

Instead of struggling meaninglessly, he acknowledged his place.

Mukouda Tsuyoshi, summoned from modern Japan to a different world of sword and magic.

I, a mere con artist, was unjustly imprisoned in Tantalus, the Abyssal Prison meant for the most nefarious of criminals, where I met a regressor.But when I used my ability to read her mind, I found out that I was fated to die in a year…and that the world would end 10 years later.

The boundless universe was filled with all sorts of wonders.I, Chen *Ping’an, only have one sword, to move mountains, turn the seas upside down, suppress demons, deal with gods, pluck stars, break rivers, destroy cities, and open the heavenly abode!My name is Chen Ping’an, Ping’an* of Peace, and I am a swordsman.The Midland world was full of wonders.In the center of the world, there was a scholar who had once used a sword to slash out a waterfall of the Milky Way. This was the person he was the most proud of.At the edge of the East Sea’s cliffs, there was a nameless Daoist who was unwilling to ascend to the peak of a mountain. He only wished for a cool breeze to brush against his face.In the Western Pure Land, there was an old monk who liked to treat people to chicken soup and tell stories.In the southern border of the Wilderness, there was a blind painter who controlled golden-armored puppets that were as tall as mountains to move the hundred thousand mountains, creating an embroidered picture.An impoverished youth who grew up in the north. One day, he saw tens of thousands of Sword Kinesis Immortals above him, like a swarm of locusts crossing the border.He wanted to see for himself the scholar that the storyteller had mentioned, the surging tides of the East Sea, the vast swamps of sand in the west, and the majestic mountains of the Southern Wasteland.Thus, one day, the youth picked up the wooden sword and began to descend south.Notes:* Ping’an means peace** The four directions here are just the four sides of the map of China and the earth. As for the World of Righteousness, it was only one of the four “World”.

On doomsday, Tang Yu unexpectedly got the Lord of the End System, he remained very calm. Lack of experts? I will construct a pub so I can make ten draws in a row; Lack of food? I can’t be too cheap with the large pack full of food supplies sent from the market; Lack of safety? Arrow Tower, Mage Tower Artillery and all kinds of automatic defence buildings. Having many isn’t too many; Lack of equipment? Workshop production must produce high-quality items. Sir, would you like one? We are having a 20% discount special at nine! ………… In short, this is a story of Great Lord Tang building up his territory, attacking some monsters, and ripping off…… Cough, making some money at the same time.

With a marriage contract forcefully done, he married her, and all she could do was comply, and resent him deeply for that and for all the following misunderstandings they faced.However, it was already too late when she understood she actually loved him.

On that day, the fog blocked everything. On that day, he became the captain of a ghost ship. On that day, he stepped through the thick fog and confronted a completely subverted and fragmented world—the old order had vanished, strange phenomonoms dominated the endless seas beyond civilized society, and isolated island city-states and fleets of ships challenged the sea that had become the last ember of lights for the civilized world. All of this while the shadows of the old days were still stirring in the deep sea, waiting to to devour this world that was about to die. But for the new captain of the ghost ship Vanished, there was only one question he had to consider first— Who knows how to drive this ship?!

Lin Beifan traversed to a world filled with countless nations and masters, becoming the emperor of a nation with the “Empire Sandbox” as his golden finger (Cheat).This “Empire Sandbox” allowed him to mobilize all domestic resources for rational allocation. The stronger the nation became, the stronger he became.In order to become stronger, Lin Beifan did many things that seemed foolish to others.“Your Majesty, the Mo Kingdom is willing to trade the most beautiful woman in their kingdom for an iron mine!”Lin Beifan: “The Mo Kingdom is truly sincere. Let’s trade!”As a result, after the Mo Kingdom acquired the iron mine, it collapsed, burying 200,000 troops!“Your Majesty, the Grand General intends to stage a rebellion!”Lin Beifan: “I admire those with ambition. Let him fight!”As a result, the Grand General’s food supply vanished into thin air. His army starved to death on their way to the Capital City, never making it to battle.In the end, Lin Beifan walked further and further down the path of a foolish emperor, yet the territory kept expanding, the country became stronger, and his harem grew increasingly…Everyone was dumbfounded: “How did such an incompetent ruler become the legendary emperor throughout the ages?”

Death, Depression, Poverty, Love issues – all things that a 27-year-old no-name writer faces.Yet, with one fateful day, one fateful supernatural event, he gains the powers of a dead genius writer. Everything changes after that, and success after success comes to him.Yet, he has a rival in love and writing, one who is also a famous writer and son of an international publishing corporation. This rival will do anything he can with his influence to beat him into submission.This is a story of a writer, who must succeed against all odds.

Ning Shu had dropped dead. But in a burst of good fortune she became a task-taker in charge of counterattacking for pitiful cannon fodder. Thus, Ning Shu, in one world after another, took all kinds of life roles, encountered all kinds of ‘you’re heartless, you’re ruthless, you’re making trouble for no reason’ people. She encountered all sorts of white lotus flowers, green tea bitches, scheming bitches, by the batch. Does any true beauty still exist in the world!? bellowed Ning Shu angrily. You annoying trash! I’m just here to counterattack, please don’t get in the way of me completing my task. Transmigration main character, reincarnation main character. There’s only a lazy task-taker, no undestroyable main character halo. Ning Shu had no choice but to painfully gather moral integrity in each of the worlds. Group Number: 579396123. Will once again reiterate, only talents with over 2000 followers can enter. If you do not have followers, do not join for the time being in order to avoid being hurt when you get rejected. When joining the group, attach a screenshot of your followers. Little darlings are welcomed to join.

Five of the world's wealthiest tycoons descended upon a poverty-stricken district simultaneously, astonishingly just to visit a 20-year-old young man. This young man was their master fifty years ago. Initially, these magnates only acquired some rudimentary knowledge from William Johnson, but that was enough to make them leaders in their respective fields. However, they were stunned by William's ageless visage when they saw him again, as they were unaware that William Johnson had lived for a billion years. He not only established different religions all over the world, but even Alexander the Great was once his student. Yet, after dispersing the tycoons fifty years ago, he chose a long slumber. But now, William Johnson has awakened...

One day he suddenly found himself in hell.All he had was the desire to live and a predation ability.From the first to the ninth thousand circles of hell, he absorbed dozens, hundreds of thousands of demons.Even the seven great dukes of hell bowed down before him.– Why would you wish to go back? Doesn’t his highness have everything that’s in Hell?– What do I have?Nothing to eat, nothing to enjoy!The only things in Hell are the barren lands and terrible demons!“I’m going back.”After ten thousand years he returns to Earth.

Oh Kang-Woo suddenly fell into Hell one day. The only things he had were his desire to live and the Authority of Predation. He devoured hundreds of thousands of demons from the First Hell all the way to the Ninth Hell, and even made the seven princes of Hell bow down to him.“Why are you trying to go back? You already have everything that you could possibly desire here in Hell.”“I have everything? Like what?”There was nothing to eat or enjoy! The only things in Hell were desolate lands and hideous demons!“I’m going back.”He finally goes back to Earth after ten grueling millennia.

Explore the Universe through the hardest, truest weapon: the Fist.Jack Rust was a disillusioned biologist with a PhD—almost. When an extraterrestrial AI calling itself the System invaded Earth and thrust it into a world of aliens and violence, the least Jack hoped for was magic. Unfortunately, the System decided to spawn a forest dungeon around him and a goblin in his face, which left him little choice.Armed with nothing but his fists, Jack must grow strong enough to survive entire menageries of monsters. He needs to return to civilization and find out what the hell is going on. He might also get magic—or not. Surprising himself, Jack discovers that violence is fun.In this battle-ridden new world, Jack finds the life he always dreamed about. He won’t just survive. He will thrive.

I, an ordinary high school student, Kimizuka Kimihiko, who easily gets involved in things, was appointed to take care of mysterious attache cases by mysterious men in black suits. After meeting a beautiful angel-like detective girl, named Siesta in a hijacked plane, I became her assistant.And from there–[You deal with the beehive, and I’ll restrain the enemy.] [Don’t make plans that make me the victim.]We had those kinds of foolish conversations, all while being completely broke every day and fought against . Even when there were hurricanes, the weather-beaten duo sleep past it. Sometimes when we saved money at a casino, we would jump around on the beds at a resort hotel, only to be broke again the next day. We would walk through deserts, traverse through jungles, conquer mountains, cross oceans– The great detective and her assistant would go through these dazzling adventures–Until she died.And this story starts from 1 year after that incident.I’m the only one who’s left, but I carry on her remained wishes.This story is far from over..

He is an undead who is devoid of all humanity, he is the one and only supreme overlord, he is a man who has severe mysophobia. There are many people who try to act cool in front of him, whatever soldier king, assassin, system user, transmigrator, reincarnator, the strong returning, the strong coming down from the mountain, person coming back from the immortal world, reincarnation of the devil king, immortal emperor possessing someone’s body, and so on, all of them do not know what will happen next.

As Shin Youngwoo has had an unfortunate life and is now stuck carrying bricks on construction sites. He even had to do labor in the VR game, Satisfy!However, luck would soon enter his hopeless life. His character, ‘Grid’, would discover the Northern End Cave for a quest, and in that place, he would find ‘Pagma’s Rare Book’ and become a legendary class player…Translator: Rainbow TurtleEditors: LD and Superposhposh

Takahashi Hiro after committing suicide gets reincarnated into his younger self. A genius footballer from a young age, he loses all his footballing talent after a horrendous injury.But despite that he perseveres through the odds and overcomes his tragedy. Finally when he could make his dream come true after getting scouted by a professional team, he faces yet another trouble.Having lost his final hope of making alive, he takes his life by committing suicide.But to his surprise, instead of dying he wakes up in his younger body. Having returned back to time, he again dreams of being the greatest footballer.This time with the help of the system which allows him to copy talent of any footballer, will he make it as a pro? Will he be the G.O.A.T?Notes: Characters in this story are fictional, The story might progress slowly, A huge emphasis has been paid to emotion of the characters, The story will not focus solely on football and system and it will focus equally on the lifestyle of the protagonist and the people closer to him.

Reincarnated as a fox by mistake, Tang Li Xue got a system that can help her evolve and reach Deity hood as her compensation. In the vast immortal world full of powerful cultivators, demonic beasts, and mysterious spirits, how could Tang Li Xue survive as a fox? There’s no other way, Tang Li Xue must continue to level up, to evolve, to regain her human form, and to become an overpowered fox deity that stands above all! Let’s join Tang Li Xue on her journey to break pass all dangers and become stronger step by step!

Immediately after Gu Changge realized he had transgressed into a fantasy world, the world’s protagonist, and fortune’s chosen, vowed to take revenge on him. Envied by all, he not only has the female lead head over heels for him but he’s also treated as a distinguished guest wherever he goes. Fortunately, Gu Changge’s prestige and power are superior to everyone else’s, so shouldn’t it be easy to trample on a mere fortune’s chosen?Hold on… There’s a system dedicated to milking and harvesting from the protagonist? Gu Changge smirked. “Seems like even fate wants me to fulfill my destiny as the Villain of this world!”

An experiment gone wrong, or possibly right? A Nascent Kaleidoscope opens his eyes.A reincarnated Zelretch story. Previous Fate-series knowledge recommended.A Fate/DxD/Multi Crossover.In Light of the horrendous new update, know that I do cross post on Fan Fiction dot Net.

Yang Qing sighed as he gazed upon the black building that stood tall piercing the skies above with an inviolable aura around it.“The Order sure is black-hearted,” he angrily thought as he made his way into the building begrudgingly.The building could be considered his home away from home and a source of endless grief for him due to its unforgiving working hours.The building housed the courtrooms of the Cultivation Order Society, an organization founded to maintain a semblance of order in the ruthless cultivation world of the southern continent who if left to their own devices would sink the whole continent to the ground.Due to how impetuous cultivators were, the cases never stop.“Yi Jie, what do we have today?”“Two cultivators at the palace realm fought over a treasure and destroyed half of the territory of the blue deer kingdom in their fight,A rogue cultivator is suing the owner of the falling meteor blacksmith shop for selling him a faulty saber that keeps attracting lightning tribulations.A cultivator suffering from pill poisoning is blaming it on the white hilltop restaurant as he suspects they are feeding their spirit beasts pills to make them bigger and fatter.And the last case is 500 families are suing a cultivator by the name of Ren Fu for being negligent as a husband and a father whilst also pilfering their resources dry as he moves from place to place.,”Awkward silence ensues...........Join me as we follow Yang Qing in his role as a judge in the Cultivation Order Society with cases and troubles that never seem to end.

Ethan accidentally rode the wrong train and ended up in Brynhildr Magical Academy where Wizards and Witches are taught on how to use Magic.As someone who didn't have any magic powers, he thought that he would be punished for being in a place where he wasn't supposed to be. Fortunately, due to a stroke of luck, the teenage boy managed to avoid the worst case scenario, and ended up staying in the Magic Academy to learn magic.Ridiculed by many for being magically crippled, Ethan strived to adapt to his new school life with the help of his new friends, who made him realize what True Magic was all about.

Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child.

Elric lived a traumatic life since childhood. Being bullied, detested by his family & having no one who cared whether he lived or died. The accumulated loneliness & suffering puts him through severe depression & he decides to take his life’s final decision… SUICIDE.

Even in his dreams, Li Tianming can’t stop himself from laughing! Why? Because, his family pets are all the Primordial Chaos Beasts of myth!

A crunchy and crispy chicken. The stretchy cheese on pizza, and eating ramyeon at 1 in the morning! I only wanted to eat delicious food. So why is my life in danger because of bulimia*?!There’s a place where I can fulfill my most cherished dream of eating everything I want!The virtual reality game Athenae!I’m just eating well but isn’t this a bit weird?The true value of food(Acquired +1 STR)The stat went up.Note: *Raw says 폭식 결여증 which literally means deficiency in binge eating. I’m assuming this is the Non-purging Type of Bulimia.

Su Xiao is a cold-blooded young adult who’s seeking vengeance for the death of his family, yet things ended up badly for him.As he was taking his last breaths, he heard a voice calling him from dimensions, it was a strange system reaching him, asking him if he wanted to be saved, to be Reincarnated.He just needed to accept a contract, Su Xiao didn’t have any choice but to do so, but he didn’t know what he signed up for!!Travelling through worlds, doing extremely dangerous missions, collecting special items, levelling up, and even killing Protagonists…But Su Xiao wasn’t any ordinary Contractor, Su Xiao was a Hunter!The MC crosses over to: One Piece, Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titans… and Author’s Original Worlds…

After four years, He Yiming finally became a Sect Master, activated the sect system, and received sign-in rewards!The system summoned the souls of humans from Earth, reshaped their bodies, and made them disciples of the sect!With that, the sect’s style of operation drastically changed!Even though they couldn’t even kill the monsters in the novice village head, they just had to do a suicide attack to defeat it. That, and a whole lot of shenanigans as they innovate the world of cultivation!

Chen Chao dreamt of becoming a powerful immortal cultivator, flying on his sword and vanquishing enemies with daoist magic. His hopes were dashed when he discovered that he had absolutely no talent for immortal cultivation. Refusing to submit to his fate, Chen Chao joined the ranks of countless other talentless martial artists and embarked on the path of martial cultivation, a path scorned by the immortal cultivators. In this era of strife where martial cultivators, immortal cultivators, and demonic cultivators wrestled for hegemony, Chen Chao will either rise to the top or fall into eternal damnation.

Traveling through the Cultivation World, where Immortal and God exist, Li Su’s Spiritual Roots are tr*sh and when he thought everything is over, He obtained a System!The System of Many Children-Many Blessings!With each additional descendant he has, his lifespan extends and Cultivation increases!Even the Cultivation of his Descendants feedback to him!Therefore in order to achieve his goal of becoming an Immortal, he takes Concubine and makes babies crazily!While Others beat other people to death on Cultivation Resources, Li Su is making babies.While Others Cultivate in Seclusion for Hundred Years, Li Su is making babies for Hundred of Years!That’s why when an Immortal Appeared and wanted to Destroy the Li Clan, Li Su appeared and killed him with one Finger everyone was stunned mute.

A genius magician, to fight against his fate to die a natural death from old age, grasped at the truth of magic to allow himself to reincarnate with a power he created himself. The cycle of reincarnation is repeated multiple times and in his 31st reincarnation, the magician became a boy named Syril who lives in a village of elves. However, that village is ruled by Humans, and the Elves are treated as livestock. After becoming 14 years old, Syril, who regained his past knowledge and experience, stands up to help a girl, who is his childhood friend. The story of the creation of an ideal country begins in that one village, a place where all races can coexist. Elves, Fox-girl, and various other Heroines.

The royal bastard of House Vasquer, Argrave, changed after his stay studying magic at the Tower of the Gray Owl. The sickly man's awkward posture and cruel behavior have been replaced with a neat dignity and acerbic wit. Though once listless, he now strives towards his goals with a life-or-death tenacity. Most come away thinking he seems to know too many details about too much. Few can claim to know his motives or his goals. Yet behind that confident appearance, the primary contributor for an open-world RPG's wiki battles existential dread and things far beyond his ken as he struggles to adapt to a grim, gothic fantasy world mirroring his favorite game. The prospect of fighting against a world-ending calamity loses all of its appeal when it transitions from entertainment to reality. Argrave is spurred towards unwanted heroism to preserve his life as he struggles desperately to keep this sinking ship afloat.

One generation’s God King, Tang San, roams the cosmos with a trace of divine consciousness, searching for the world where his wife was reborn. Guided by his divine consciousness, he arrives to a place known as the Daemon Continent. However, to his astonishment, he discovers that in this world, humans are nothing but s*aves and cattle.

Ten thousand years later, ice has melted. The Soul Federation Scientific Exploration team found an egg with a golden and silver pattern on it in the far north of the land, and after examining it with an apparatus, they found out that there were vital signs inside. They hurriedly brought it back to the institute for hatching. The egg hatched, but it was a baby, a baby exactly the same as a human – a baby born out of an egg.

Luo Qing Chen is a wandering spirit that died thirty thousand years ago, roaming the Chaos Space In order to not turn into dust, she is bound by an ice cold system to travel through time and space to complete missions. Girls that pretend to be weak? Slap them without explaining. A silly cannon fodder? Helping them amass treasures. Meeting a real male god? All of them will pamper. System: Dear masters, what do I do if my host even dares bully the heavens? Waiting for an answer, it’s urgent! A certain male god: Change systems. System: ヽ〔?Д?〕丿

College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability – his body would automatically transform according to the comments made by others.Deskmate Yang Rong: “Hehe, it’s truly great to have an expert hacker as my deskmate.”Chu Tian whose knowledge in computers was limited to installing operating systems became a super expert hacker in an instant.A random female student: “Sigh, if only my boyfriend is built like a model.”Happening to pass by that female student, Chu Tian’s body started to transform. In a flash, he became a handsome model of a man.The prettiest girl in school: “Chu Tian, do you know how to play basketball?”When Chu Tian was about to say he doesn’t, a boundless amount of basketball knowledge assailed his head and transformed him into a slam dunk king.In less than a year, Chu Tian looked to himself in the mirror and sighed, “Sigh, I beg you all, please shut up.”