I've Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show-Chapter 68 - 65 Mooching a Piggie Feast
Chapter 68: Chapter 65: Mooching a Piggie Feast!
Chapter 68 -65: Mooching a Piggie Feast!
Qian Yue saw Zheng He doggy-paddling in the river in just his underwear and immediately understood what was going on.
“Can’t you wear some clothes?” Qian Yue yelled at Zheng He.
Zheng He wiped his face with his hand, “Who wears clothes to take a bath?”
Qian Yue: “…” He actually couldn’t find a reason to refute that.
Qian Yue: “Then at least turn off the live stream camera, who broadcasts themselves taking a bath?”
? He didn’t turn it off? He really didn’t turn it off?
Zheng He slapped his forehead and quickly submerged his whole body into the river, had he just become the first person to live stream a bath to the whole internet?
“Damn! I forgot!” Zheng He felt agonized, “Hurry up and help me turn it off!”
Qian Yue smiled faintly: “No need to turn it off now, it’s already been blocked, you’re free now, lad, continue your bath.”
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After saying that, Qian Yue turned to walk away but then turned back and said: “Oh right! Just a heads up, over the next few days your joyful doggy-paddle video is probably going to be circulated on the internet again and again, so brace yourself.”
Zheng He suddenly felt as though the sky had collapsed…
After Qian Yue left, he looked up at the heavens, followed by a pitiful cry that broke the calm surface of the river.
Why not just let his life end here…
No! He hadn’t lived enough, there was the demolition compensation and the barbecue shop waiting for him to inherit, and he hadn’t even dated anyone yet…
It doesn’t matter, life passes by so quickly…
…
Chen Xixi cleaned up and changed into fresh clothes.
She folded the clothes neatly and placed them on the edge of the bed, then picked up the phone with a black screen beside her, and lightly tapped the screen.
The screen didn’t light up.
She still wasn’t used to living without a charged phone.
Clothes couldn’t be washed, the phone couldn’t be charged, and meals were a hit or miss, life was really miserable…
Even though she had money, she couldn’t spend any until the game was over.
Otherwise, she might be overtaken by someone else at any moment.
Chen Xixi put her phone in her pocket and got up to leave the house.
“You really live here!”
A cheerful and hearty male voice came from beside her, she turned her head to look, and a blonde young man was standing there.
She felt a bit familiar, and after two seconds, she remembered.
It was the young man she had replaced last night in the mahjong game.
The young man was still wearing the same outfit from the day before, skinny jeans, a white T-shirt, loafers, a head of blond hair, and a small tattoo on his arm.
The epitome of a try-hard teenager.
Chen Xixi looked at him with a puzzled expression, “What do you want?”
The blonde young man grinned, his eyes filled with admiration, “I saw you playing mahjong yesterday, and you were awesome. I want to learn from you!”
Chen Xixi frowned slightly: “I don’t take apprentices.”
She couldn’t teach others to play mahjong; it could lead astray the younger generation,
The young man with blonde hair wouldn’t give up: “I can pay tuition!”
“That won’t do either.” Chen Xixi refused.
Aside from matters of principle, the show’s crew didn’t allow them to work for money, and accepting tuition would constitute earning income, so she couldn’t do something against the show’s rules.
The blonde-haired young man wasn’t discouraged by the rejection; he followed behind Chen Xixi with a smile: “It’s fine if it’s not convenient, how about we just become friends?”
Chen Xixi walked towards the intersection and asked, “How did you know I live here?”
“Don’t tell me you didn’t know that even if someone gets a new dog, just by asking around, everyone will know.”
Her statement made sense, but Chen Xixi felt it wasn’t quite pleasant to hear.
Chen Xixi: “Do you know where there are any free activities?”
“Free activities?” Xiao Huang furrowed his brows, trying hard to recall, “Other than the fish pond that had a free fishing event after it was drained a couple of days ago, there doesn’t seem to be anything else… We don’t really have free activities in our village on normal days.”
Chen Xixi had just thought to herself that it was pointless to ask when Xiao Huang added: “However, I do know that it’s Old Wang’s house pig-killing day today, and there will be a pig-killing feast.”
A pig-killing feast?
Now, that sounds promising!
[HAHAHAHA! As soon as Xiao Huang mentioned the pig-killing feast, I felt like Chen Xixi’s eyes lit up big time, HAHAHAHA!]
[The pig-killing feast sounds great, but can Chen Xixi manage to get a taste?]
[I think there should be no problem; Xiao Huang can take her there!]
Chen Xixi was also considering the possibility of mooching a meal from this Xiao Huang, so she stopped, turned around, and asked: “Do you know Old Wang?”
“There’s no one in the village I don’t know, but we’re not really close.”
So, she would still have to rely on herself.
“Could you tell me where Old Wang’s house is?”
Xiao Huang immediately answered, “I can take you there.”
They hadn’t walked far before they encountered a slender figure approaching.
Jin Cheng glanced at the Xiao Huang youngster walking beside Chen Xixi and asked, “Who’s he?”
Chen Xixi responded indifferently: “A friend I just met.”
Jin Cheng looked at Xiao Huang and then just “Oh”-ed.
Chen Xixi has a new boy around her, the one who treated her the best in the show is now treating another boy well, and with that thought, he felt a bit gloomy.
Moreover, that guy’s appearance didn’t seem very reputable.
No, he had to follow Chen Xixi, in case Xiao Huang tried to bully her.
Xiao Huang led Chen Xixi to Old Wang’s house, and Chen Xixi saw that they hadn’t started killing the pig yet.
At that moment, a man in his forties walked out from the pigsty next door, and Chen Xixi immediately walked into the yard and asked, “Big brother, do you need help with the pig-killing? I can lend a hand.”
The man gave her a glance, the girl in front of him looked well-behaved, with delicate skin and tender flesh, and a petite figure. He couldn’t help but chuckle, “You? No offense, but even helping us eat, you wouldn’t be able to eat much.”
Faced with the man’s skepticism, Chen Xixi wasn’t unhappy; instead, she smiled and said, “But if I can be of help, would you let me eat as much as I like?”
At first, the man thought this unfamiliar young lady was just someone looking to snag a free pig-killing meal without much effort, but it seemed like this young lady was serious about wanting to help.
His family did need help with the pig-killing, yet the idea of letting this young lady assist seemed somewhat amusing to him.
Seeing two more young men behind Chen Xixi, he then said, “How about this, all three of you come help, and then you can all stay for the pig-killing feast!”
He thought of it as doing a favor for the young lady by providing for these two young men.
Jin Cheng had no idea why he had been chosen by the big brother. Did he look like he had a knack for pig-killing? Besides, that stuff was stinky and dirty; he really couldn’t stand it.
Jin Cheng touched the tip of his nose, negotiating without much confidence, “Help with pig-killing… can I choose to help with eating instead?”
[HAHAHA, Jin Cheng is certainly not dumb! Chen Xixi knows to offer her help and then naturally stay for the meal; he doesn’t want to do any work and just freeload!]
[Did I hear that wrong, Chen Xixi is going to help with the pig-killing? Is she up to it?]
[Killing a pig is not something the average person can just do.]
[Indeed, without some skill and strength, ordinary people can’t handle it.]
[Is Chen Xixi pretending to help out in order to mooch a meal, and tricking these honest rural folks? That’s just too much!]
[Chen Xixi really dares to say anything to freeload, and the key point is she’s not saying anything plausible, it’s cringeworthy to watch.]
