I've Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show-Chapter 70 - 67 Are You an Onion Personality
Chapter 70: Chapter 67 Are You an Onion Personality?
Chapter 70 -67 Are You an Onion Personality?
On the other side.
Zheng He just got out of the shower and returned to his prized big house.
At the same time, his live streaming room was also unblocked and restored to normal by the program team’s staff.
As soon as Zheng He entered the room, he caught a glimpse of a figure entering through the front door out of the corner of his eye; turning his head to look, it was the landlord Li Zhen.
After Li Zhen entered, a gentle smile appeared on her face as she asked with concern, “How was last night’s stay?”
“Not bad.”
After Zheng He responded, Li Zhen started to look around the corners of the house as if searching for something. Zheng He watched, frowning involuntarily, puzzled.
What on earth is she looking for?
But then he thought it had nothing to do with him, and he’d better hurry to find out where Chen Xixi was freeloading this time.
“I have something to do, so I’ll be going. Take your time if you’re looking for something.”
Zheng He dropped this line and hurried out to find Chen Xixi. But as he passed a two-story house with wide-open gates, he saw two familiar figures by chance.
Weren’t those two figures Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng!
He saw Chen Xixi and Jin Cheng sitting at a dining table, eating with a bunch of people.
He squinted his eyes and upon seeing what Chen Xixi was eating, he felt defeated again.
What could Chen Xixi be holding with her chopsticks if not meat!
Zheng He swallowed his saliva as his stomach growled conveniently.
Following that, he walked into the yard and headed toward Chen Xixi’s table.
Just as he was about to reach Chen Xixi’s table, the enviously contorted expression on his face immediately switched to a very familiar smile: “How come you guys are eating here? Why didn’t you call me!”
Saying that, he tried to find a stool to sit with Chen Xixi’s table.
Although he did not know this family, it did not stop him from using the name of an acquaintance to freeload a meal with Chen Xixi—definitely clever of him.
A big brother at the next table, seeing this, turned his head towards Chen Xixi and asked curiously, “Do you know each other?”
Chen Xixi looked up at Zheng He.
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She had underestimated this Zheng He before; she felt a bit ashamed of herself.
Their relationship was so bad, yet Zheng He still had the cheek to snug in; no one could outdo him on this.
Just as Zheng He found a plastic stool and prepared to sit down, before his butt touched the ground, he heard Chen Xixi say in a cold tone three words: “Don’t know him.”
As soon as Chen Xixi’s voice fell, Zheng He’s butt awkwardly hung in mid-air, unable to settle down for a moment.
Zheng He turned his head and glanced at the big brother seated behind him. The big brother wore a strange look, presumably the owner of the house.
If he didn’t explain himself well, he was afraid he might soon be chased away by this physically robust big brother.
But having come this far, with the delicious pork in front of him, it would be too much loss to leave because of Chen Xixi’s words.
After all, there would be plenty more opportunities to oppose Chen Xixi, but opportunities to eat meat were rare.
Zheng He averted his gaze, gave Chen Xixi an embarrassed smile, and with thick-skinned sat down to explain: “Indeed, there were some unpleasant moments between us before, but those were all misunderstandings; actually, I think very highly of you.
And I’m not what you think; we just haven’t spent much time together. You’ll find that I’m actually very kind-hearted inside after we get to know each other better!”
Chen Xixi pretended to have an epiphany, “Ah… I see, you must be the fabled ‘onion’-type personality.”
“?”
“But I’m not willing to peel your heart open layer by layer.”
“.”6.
“So we are not close, please don’t leech off me.”
“.”
[Zheng He: If you’re willing to peel off my heart layer by layer… Chen Xixi: Shut up, I’m not willing.]
[Hahaha! Chen Xixi really surprised me, I thought she would be too embarrassed to drive Zheng He away!]
[Zheng He’s skin is really thicker than usual, targeting Chen Xixi to get her eliminated while trying to mooch off her for free food.]
[A typical case of ‘wanting to have your cake and eat it too’!]
[It’s still Chen Xixi though, if it were Han Qianyi, I’m guessing she would definitely have kept Zheng He around for dinner.]
[To be honest, with Zheng He’s attitude, if it were me, I might be too embarrassed to refuse, only Chen Xixi can hold her ground and not give Zheng He a chance to be shamelessly opportunistic.]
Despite Chen Xixi’s firm denial of their acquaintance, Zheng He still didn’t want to give up this opportunity to eat meat, so he employed all his tricks to awaken her sympathy to no avail, as Chen Xixi was heartless and impervious to both soft and hard approaches.
Zheng He continued to brazenly negotiate for friendship, until he felt a few chilly glares piercing through the back of his head as he spoke.
He cautiously turned around to meet the gloomy stares of a few big brothers at the table behind him.
From the conversation between the two, it was clear that their relationship was not harmonious, and the big brothers naturally sided with the young girl who had just helped them slaughter the pig.
In the end, Zheng He cursed under his breath as he walked out of the yard.
What’s the big deal? It’s just a pig-slaughtering feast! It’s not like he’s never had one!
It’s just that now… his stomach will have to suffer a little.
Although he missed out on the pig-slaughtering feast, Zheng He received another piece of good news.
Qian Yue informed him that his cellphone had been found by the police.
The police station was extremely far from here.
But no matter how far, he needed to get his cellphone back!
…
In the afternoon, when Zheng He returned from the police station, Qian Yue gathered everyone at the entrance of the village to announce a new task:
“As of now, our show has been live-streaming for fourteen days straight. We’ve noticed that many netizens are curious about everyone’s frugal living, so today we’ll have a small Q&A session to clear up any questions the netizens might have!”
[Damn! The program’s progress bar is already halfway through, and I haven’t had enough, will there be another season?]
[Does time fly that quickly? This show is my daily fix, I hope it goes on forever, I could keep watching, and hopefully with the original cast, I really like their show dynamic!]
[Yeah, yeah, unlike those celebrities who have to maintain an image, these ordinary people are shamelessly genuine, very relatable and a lot of fun!]
Zheng He asked, “How much is the reward this time?”
He had figured out the show’s routine: there’s always extra cash for tasks.
“Don’t rush, before we start the Q&A, you guys need to draw from the blind boxes first,” Qian Yue pointed at the several paper boxes in front of him and continued, “There are five blind boxes here, with both rewards and penalties inside, and now it’s all down to your luck!”
Jin Cheng curiously asked, “What’s the best reward in the blind box?”
Qian Yue smirked mischievously, “The best reward is a Gold Coin, and if you draw this Gold Coin and manage to keep it for over twenty-four hours, once the time is up you can choose any Guest and zero out all their Money!”
[Holy shit! The game designed by the program team is pretty badass! Because the Guest who draws the Gold Coin must stay awake for twenty-four hours and be on their guard, as it’s very easy for other Guests to steal or forcefully take the Gold Coin away!]
