Pretending to Cultivate in Kindergarten-Chapter 268: The Miraculous Elixir
After a whirlwind of passion.
Lin Zhengran lay stretched out on the back seat. The SUV’s spacious rear was just as good as a bed—truly convenient at times like this.
Han Wenwen was sprawled over him like a satisfied Little Fox, wearing absolutely nothing from the mortal world.
Afraid she might get cold, Lin Zhengran grabbed a blanket from the car and covered her.
Her delicate hand drew circles lazily on his neck, her face glowing with bliss.
“Brother Zhengran, your body is really strong.”
Running his hand through her smooth long hair, Lin Zhengran couldn’t help but marvel at this fox’s stamina.
After he and He Qing or Lili finished doing stuff, their eyes were always dazed, their minds foggy, and they’d drift off half-awake.
But even after more than three hours, although Han Wenwen was also breathing unevenly from the exertion, her spirit was lively—and her seductive energy only seemed to have intensified.
“Tired?” he asked.
“Of course. But... if I could be tired like this all the time, that’d be perfect. Brother Zhengran always has so much energy and nowhere to use it anyway.”
She looked at him mischievously. “You can use it all on me from now on. I won’t mind at all.”
Lin Zhengran pulled her into his arms.
“You really are something else. Where’d you even learn all this?”
“Impressive, right? I’ve been preparing to serve Brother Zhengran for years! All those novels and dramas I watched weren’t for nothing! Sure, I never tested any of it before, but looks like I’ve got talent.”
“Seems like you really were a fox spirit in your past life,” he muttered in awe.
“Does that mean Brother Zhengran likes Wenwen more now?”
“Yeah.”
“Really?”
Blushing and shy, she clung to him. Then, as if suddenly remembering something, Han Wenwen reached into her clothes, pulled out a bank card, and handed it to Lin Zhengran.
“Here, take this!”
“What’s this?”
“My bank card. All my money’s in here. It’s not much, but it’s a few thousand. Remember back in middle school? I tried to give it to you and you wouldn’t take it. But now, Wenwen completely belongs to Brother Zhengran. You can’t say no this time.”
Lin Zhengran was curious why she kept clinging to this idea.
“I’m not short on money. Why don’t you just spend your own however you want? Why give it to me?”
Han Wenwen didn’t get it. “Of course I have to give it to Brother Zhengran. What would Wenwen need money for?”
She scratched her cheek shyly.
“I mean, compared to Xiao Qingqing and Lili, I probably spend the most. I really love buying clothes and stuff... but just because I like spending money doesn’t mean I care about holding onto it.”
She pouted. “Normally, girls should give their money to their man too. That way I can act cute when I want to buy something and ask Brother Zhengran to pay! I’ve already explained this before.”
She gave a light humph and blinked her foxy eyes, pressing a finger to his lips with a serious look.
“Also, don’t think I don’t know—Xiao Qingqing’s money is with you, right? When she needs it, she just acts cute and asks for it. So why can’t I do that too? I wanna act cute too!”
“That’s because…”
Han Wenwen stared at him, eyes full of jealousy.
Lin Zhengran was momentarily speechless and changed the question:
“Like you don’t already act cute all the time?”
She stared even more jealously.
Lin Zhengran was totally helpless against this Little Fox. With a sigh, he took the bank card from her.
“Fine. Then come to me whenever you need money. But at least keep some for yourself, okay? You’re not like He Qing—you live alone, and your expenses are all over the place.”
Seeing him finally take the card, Han Wenwen was over the moon.
Now her whole life—money and body—was in Brother Zhengran’s hands.
“Then transfer me two thousand for now. I’ll ask for more once I spend it.”
Lin Zhengran pulled out his phone and sent her the money.
“Isn’t this kind of redundant?”
Han Wenwen stared at him.
“Redundant? Not at all! This makes me really Brother Zhengran’s little fox now—kept and pampered. I like the feeling of being wrapped around your finger. I like that you’re the one providing for me.”
Lin Zhengran chuckled.
Han Wenwen let out a playful hum too.
“Oh right—Brother Zhengran, are you really planning to rent a place for us to live together in college?”
“Not rent—buy. Didn’t you always say you wanted a home? If I buy it, then it’s your home. We won’t move again easily after that.”
Han Wenwen’s gaze shifted.
She hadn’t realized that was the reason behind his decision.
She bit her lower lip, moved:
“So Brother Zhengran’s buying a house... for me? So I can have a home?”
“Of course. Xiao Qingqing and Lili don’t care much about that kind of stuff. But you? I’ve seen how much you love decorating your room. And rented places always have limitations. If I buy one, you can go all out.”
The Little Fox kissed the corner of his mouth.
“Brother Zhengran is so good to me.”
He stroked her hair and put down his phone.
“I already transferred the money—check it.”
“Check what? I don’t want to. I just want to look at Brother Zhengran.”
When he tried to glance at the time, Han Wenwen snatched his phone away.
“No peeking at the time! If you do, you’ll want to leave. I’m not letting you go yet. Wait until Xiao Qingqing or Lili calls. I still want to cuddle and chat for a bit longer.”
Lin Zhengran really didn’t mind spoiling this fox.
He held her and asked,
“What do you want to talk about?”
Han Wenwen continued to twirl circles on his neck with her finger.
“Hmm… anything really. Oh! Actually, I have a question—Brother Zhengran, do you want kids? How many do you want me to have for you? Do you prefer boys or girls?”
“Any number is fine. I don’t have a preference between boys and girls. But not now—you’re still too young. Let’s wait till after college.”
“Well… whenever Brother Zhengran wants them, I’ll be ready. But it’s up to you. I just feel like the babies we make will definitely be adorable. I can already picture it.”
“As long as they don’t grow fox tails.”
“Of course! You really think Wenwen’s a fox spirit?!”
The two of them laughed and gazed at each other. Suddenly, Han Wenwen murmured,
“I want more. I still want you.”
“You just rested for a little while. We’ve been going at it all afternoon.”
“I don’t care… Wenwen just wants you. Please, Master~”
Once she got the green light from Lin Zhengran’s eyes, Han Wenwen kissed him again.
And once more, things got not safe for children.
By a little after 8 p.m.
Little He Qing finally called. Over four hours had passed—well past the agreed three.
She asked why the two of them still hadn’t returned.
Han Wenwen answered the call and casually made up an excuse.
Then Lin Zhengran and Han Wenwen got dressed, got out of the car, and returned to the picnic spot.
Han Wenwen really was something else. Even after four hours, she was still able to walk slowly hand-in-hand with Lin Zhengran.
But when Lin Zhengran checked her pulse, he understood.
Part of it was her unique body constitution—strong desire, strong vitality.
But more importantly, both last time and this time, Han Wenwen had eaten quite a bit of special food.
Some kind of miraculous elixir had enhanced her physical foundation, giving her better stamina and faster recovery than normal people.