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... osquito bit me and now I have cikun guniya.

This is such a bad disease. You have a new debuff every 2 days.

It started out with high temperature at 104 F. Then today I have extended dizziness.

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Ohh and the best part, you have constant joint pains and headaches.

Fuck this shitty ass disease. I can't even play games or watch YouTube even though I have taken holidays.

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